mj

i tweet about things i like, like taylor swift, selena gomez, some funny things, and i fight ppl sometimes

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[mj @_ATorturedPoet_]

@SamsungUS @Samsung yall need to invite me next time to your event. Why is no one hyped... I would be in the audience screaming lmfao

[mj @_ATorturedPoet_]

@ArianatorDes Hi can i buy just 1?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[mj @_ATorturedPoet_]

@helium_mobile Engagedd 🥹😆

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

My favorite part about writing is that first spark of an idea. It can happen at any time, for any reason. The idea for the Opalite music video crash landed into my imagination when I was doing promo for The Life of a Showgirl. I was a guest on one of my favorite shows, @TheGNShow. For those of you who aren’t familiar, it’s a UK late night show where Graham Norton (the insanely charismatic and lovable host) invites a random group of actors, entertainers, musicians, etc to be on his show and we all sit there and chat like it’s a dinner party. They even serve wine. Anyway. I remember thinking I got ridiculously lucky with the group I was paired with. Cillian Murphy, Domhnall Gleeson, Greta Lee, Jodie Turner-Smith, and @LewisCapaldi. All people whose work I’ve admired from afar. When we were all talking during the broadcast, Domhnall made a light hearted joke about wanting to be in one of my music videos. He’s Irish! He was joking! Except that in that moment during the interview, I was instantly struck with an *idea*. And so a week later he received an email script I’d written for the Opalite video, where he was playing the starring role. I had this thought that it would be wild if all of our fellow guests on the Graham Norton show that night, including Graham himself, could be a part of it too. Like a school group project but for adults and it isn’t mandatory. To my delight, everyone from the show made the effort to time travel back to the 90’s with us and help with this video. You might even recognize some friendly faces from The Eras Tour. I got to work with one of my favorite people in the world, Rodrigo Prieto, again! I had more fun than I ever imagined - Made new friends, metaphors, and fashion choices. It was an absolute thrill to create this story and these characters. Shot on film. The Opalite video is out now on Spotify & Apple Music.

https://t.co/ZOi4zNuyTD

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

@elonmusk This you?

[Google Gemini @GeminiApp]

⚡️⚡️⚡️

[mj @_ATorturedPoet_]

@NutellaUSA 🎁

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@BinsaeedRashid @grok Me please @grok

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@PopCrave shes not even denying the trumpie allegations anymore 😭

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

Don’t forget

[Lucas ♰ @lumaccoo]

i saw all her reaction, do u know what the problem is? Is that Taylor is not allowed to make cheesy, silly lyrics that talk about sex. This album could be by any other artist and it would be praised… y’all want her to be depressed and stop doing funny things

[keri ✨ @keriyouhome]

twitter: this is taylor’s worst work
meanwhile the gp:

[nemrac ❤️‍🔥 @writinthefuture]

Not liking the album is okay, it doesn't have to be everyone's cup of tea, but implying she needs to take a break because YOU didn't like it is disrespectful, like... who the heck do you think you are? She is an artist, and she has the right to create whatever she feels/wants to.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Tonight all these lives converge here
The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears
Where fraternal souls sing identical things
And it’s beautiful
It’s rapturous.
It is frightening.
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I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait.

If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain...

The Life of a Showgirl is out now.

https://t.co/VetltwlcoJ

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[mj @_ATorturedPoet_]

Staying up a bit late in case theres a part 2 😭😭😭#TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[mj @_ATorturedPoet_]

@PopBase Streaming it for her bravery <3

[mj @_ATorturedPoet_]

Taylor Swift’s dick confirmed bigger 🤭🤭🤭 #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl