💋Inappropriate female💋

Oh, honey... fuck off. ♏

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

I might suffer from short-term memory loss, but anything that's unimportant, or from years ago? I remember that shit...

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

https://t.co/6S8BrJ2g8a

[Linda @turtledumplin]

I think some of you don’t get enough sex.

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

@Udita_Sharma_ A fucking sensitive-ass narc? 🤔

[udita @tbhudita]

Who the fuck reports a tweet because of the word fuck?

[👻 staMishincghost 👻 @StamishincGhost]

Panic at the Nabisco #MakeUpEdibleBandNames

[Visions of Halcyon @schoonerz]

I've struggled with depression and low self esteem my entire life. I still have a hard time believing compliments when I get them - like that can't REALLY be true. Be kind, because you never know the battles that wage beneath

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

[inside a taco]

Yes, this is it. This is perfect.

[bones @bonesher]

if you see someone eating in their car, the only appropriate thing to do is avoid any and all eye contact.

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old.

So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

I wonder everyday, why the fuck were we born with such a minute number, as 2 middle fingers?

[Visions of Halcyon @schoonerz]

Me: *shows up to nail salon* is this where I can get a pedo cure

Them: what

Me: what

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

Myself & my daughter. Just bored af, that's why.

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

@_catz4lyfe This world is full of shallow, & vain ppl. I'm more for like-minded, kindred souls...

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

😂

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

It’s 2019, it’s weird if you’re not in therapy

[cliff @chefcliff]

I’m your huckleberry....

[💋Inappropriate female💋 @_AbnormalGirl_]

Life isn't as serious, as people make it out to be. You need laughter, & in large amounts, everyday. Don't know what to laugh about? I laugh at myself. A lot. Laughter, truly is the best medicine.