bones

recovering abibliophobe.

[bones @bonesher]

if you’re not interested in hearing what my dogs have to say in the voice i think they’d say it in, don’t come over.

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

Hey cops stop taking drugs off the streets we're gonna need those

[bones @bonesher]

who notices how scared you are? that is where your soul is.

[bones @bonesher]

i've never punched a face but i’ve punched several asses.

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Me at my 225th rodeo:

"What the hell is going on?"

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

Let's both sleep in our jeans tonight baby

[bones @bonesher]

baby got backup camera problems

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Sick and tired of these 30 minute weekends

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

Great story. Don't ever tell it again.

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

How the hell is it already October 16th, last time I checked it was 1998

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I wanted to skip this meeting.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Not now, I'm looking for a new weakness.

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

Got a student loan, just tryna fit in

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

All you idiots and dummies. You've ruined it for the rest of us regular morons.

[bones @bonesher]

i never know what to do with my face in photos.

[bones @bonesher]

down for a good bookshelving

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

Hobbies include withering in direct sunlight and stripping the soil of nutrients

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

My hidden talent is turning small issues into big issues through the power of *anxiety*

[bones @bonesher]

me: i think i might be pulling off sexy today.

teeth with lettuce: not so fast.

[bones @bonesher]

sometimes when i'm sad i'll watch my dog eat a peanut.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I remember most things I've done by the food involved.