Agency Bro

Alpha Sigma Bro | MBA Class of '15 | B.M.O.C. | Do you even lift?

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Woke up PUMPED today – yeah, that's right, PHP 7.3 is here, babay! Gotta find my stretchy pants and my booch growler, cuz this guy gonna CODE. ALL. DAMN. DAY. #phmyp #doyouevencode #smellmybooch 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

But for real though – my coffee game lit AF fam 🔥 knee-deep in beans rn so please vote on my new handle 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

3:30 AKA SHOT-THIRTY! Espresso, bro. Locally roasted like I do–gotta have that good ish for my java juice. #BeanMeUp #ShotsShotsShots #JAVAorGTFO #GetJacked 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Early #CROOSHmas present to myself – baller new wireless @Logitech mouse. Talkin' free-spinning wheel, ergonomic as hell, and mad side buttons. Time to smash some PSDs! #ShortcutsOnShortcuts #Freeballin #2Sick2Click 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

VIRTUAL TACOS? That's a hard pass, bruh. You best BELIEVE I shower my team with legit 'cos erry chance I get. Cilantro and onion, too, natch. #IDontPlay #INeverPlay #SauceBoss #TacosAreMyTemple #CosAndChosLyfe 🤙

[Buffer @buffer]

8,238 Tacos, oh my! 🌮

This is how many virtual tacos the Buffer team has given each other in 2018!

See our whole year in numbers: https://t.co/KHzfE1Lnmz

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Seriously, though, shout-out to @TheYankeeCandle for making my office smell BOSS as HAIL. The Mountain Pine scent is so baller, I've renamed my desk the #ConeZone. Triple wick, natch, cuz I don't play with any less. #SoFreshNSoClean #LightEmUp 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Busted out the Holiday candles – got that Douglas fir #LITAF🔥 and the whole office smelling CROOSH! You know how I do: A.B.B. #AlwaysBeBlazin #SpruceIsLoose #Trees🌬️ 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

@meghanpurvis What's a bridger, bro? We talkin' a double-conference-call-plus-screenshare or nah? 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Got my hot chicken on today for team lunch – don't worry, balanced my game out with kale. Superfoods for super dudes, amirite? #BossSauce #HotChickTime #OnTheBoneOrGTFO 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

NOICE 🤙

[dharmesh @dharmesh]

HubSpot Named One of the 2018 Best Workplaces for Women by Great Place to Work® and FORTUNE https://t.co/weBsVI4UXy by @HubSpot

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Shout out to @AveryProducts for these BOSS table tent templates. Gonna be networking like HELL tomorrow, natch. Play on, playas! #PitchinTentsSince86 #NamesOnNamesOnNames #HeresMyNumber #JustKiddingItsMyBizCardBro 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Hosting a croosh conf next week, so I had to whip out some straight baller table tents this morning. Each has a gold foil die-cut @lacroixwater holder built-in – YOUR BOY DON'T PLAY. #PitchinTents #LaCroixLyfe #PampleMyMousse 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

oh HELL yes – just pimped my iMac to the max with QUAD RAM 🔥. If you can't hang with the big 🐶, stay on the porch. #GlamMyRAM #BlazeForDays #GoHamOnRAM #CPmyU 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Got the hangries for @PretzelCrisps – bout to slam a whole snack stack! #StayCrunchy #PretzelOrGTFO 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Finally switched over to that new @googlecalendar ISH – it's 🔥🔥🔥 AF! You know I've already got it filled with #crooshdeets. #micalessucal #schedLIKEABOSS 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Downside of my mad crypto game – had to drain the infinity pool and fill it with totally bitchin' CPU capacity. #themsthebreaks #nodrainnogain #CREAM 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Been mad busy, but I wanted to hit my Tweeps with a #KNOWLEDGEDROP before crushing my WOTD – you KNOW I'm in that #cryptocurrency game, son! #makeitBITrain #withthetopdownscreaminout #MININGAINTATHANG 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Oh you KNOW we jamming that new Taylor Swift because #TayCrayTuesday in the office, yo! #NoShame 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

Feeling centered as HELL rn. All it took was doing that ish in @InDesign and a lil sitar on my @Sonos, bro. #ThursdaysAreMyTemple 🤙

[Agency Bro @_AgencyBro]

AW YE-UH! Do that work, Apttus. I can't WAIT for that shit. #DO #THAT #WORK 🤙 https://t.co/p6VvSH459B

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Apttus is putting artificial intelligence to work on contract management https://t.co/fkQAzl4pVj