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[☔ @Whotfismick]

how I feel when someone is showing me a video that isn't funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I will never understand a "free trial" needing my debit card information.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I hope everyone gets to experience a baby sleeping on their chest at least once in their life.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

I stopped negotiating with Uber drivers when it comes to prices. Initially, I used to do it ndio wanibebe but nowadays I just cancel and tell them good luck. The economy is fucking us both in the ass nanii I'll just tip the modest one, not the entitled one.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

There's nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Adetutu @badtutuu]

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Ruto is letting Ebola in so that he can have a reason to put us under lockdown. No protests, no elections no nothing.

[USForeignAssist @USForeignAssist]

We are aware of the court action filed in Kenya against the Ebola isolation facility. We are in touch with Kenyan authorities and are optimistic we can resolve objections.

[Juliani.ke 🇰🇪 @JulianiKenya]

PROTECT CHILDREN!!

[Name cannot be blank @Menja2026]

@Benign_Overlord @mwabilimwagodi2 Matatus didn't strike because they are angry over misuse of taxes and levies charged on fuel. They are not altruistic like that. They don't care how much fuel costs if enough passengers are willing to pay high fares.

They striked because people don't have money to pay high fares

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lay down😂😭

[Ayiela Lucia @ayielar]

Why do Kenyan nail techs hate cutting nails short?
Makucha ni yangu na nimesema ukate yote, mbona tuna argue?

[Abbie Gal𓃵 ( Executive Chef of The Year ) @ChefGaella254]

Mala is not just a drink. It’s a cooking ingredient most people ignore.🧵

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Adulting is very strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

When my period is over and I can finally be a normal human being again 🙂‍↕️

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me leaving my own wedding cuz some woman hugged my husband to congratulate him