Alana French-Graham

Mom, wife, preschool teacher, forever learner.

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@GraceFacesPlace @realgirl_fieri As someone that is 4’11” and looks younger than I am, I feel this. I’m 27 and get asked if I need the Walmart people to page my mom 😂

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@okaypoet

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@mochi_gamesbby @AlexandraVerie Maggie and the Ferocious Beast!!!! My favorite episode was whew he lost his spots and they had to find them.

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@AmandaJK_ I’m moving in lol

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@WillieHandler “Eh…gotta go sometime”.

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@diaryofkylie_ Crockpot meals! Our favorite is a pot roast (beef or pork) with 2 cans of cream of mushroom, one package of Lipton onion soup mix (beefy onion), little red potatoes, baby carrots. On low for 8 hours or on high for 4.

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@mcbeffyyyy It’s beautiful! I wish I knew how to make these lol

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@_mamanic Meeee. I had HG through the entire pregnancy and was hospitalized a couple of times. Then almost died giving birth because my OB didn’t listen to me and the MFM doctor.

We want one more 😂

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@OchoaWriter Yes. I own one for emergencies.

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@HannahDPT23 Mine are, but so are my mom’s and she’s a 70s baby.

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@JackTilde Schindler’s List. Watched it when I was 7 and had nightmares about a little girl in a red coat.

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@Tdal1369 @JackTilde My husband still won’t watch it and he’s 34. He saw it once and had nightmares how entire childhood.

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@mrsmeganeverly It’s me, hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@trevorshowvan @DHughesNYC @TableBoston I use it like, “with all due respect” because it implies that you may or may not deserve respect lol

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@KarlstanV Since it takes so much for me to actually block someone, they’re gone for good. It’s usually some form of harassment. Disagreements aren’t grounds for blocking for me.

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@alxbiie There is nothing wrong with being excited about something you’ve worked for. Anyone upset by your success needs to do some soul searching.

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@klhicks912 Not as often as I would like since I have a toddler, but yes.

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@MBHaz3 @JennMGreenberg Yes! “Oh, yep. We have to amputate”. My grandpa did that one a lot and I think he’s where my dad got his humor lol

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@deidrejowen You mean…SAILS?!?!

[Alana French-Graham @_Alana_French_]

@KaroroMitchelle It’s odd that he didn’t tell you about it, but I hope my husband would do this for my sister. I’d just ask him about it or mention that she says thank you. She doesn’t seem to be interested in him so I doubt there’s anything actually shady happening between them both. Maybe him.