Alex Stretton

34 year-old child.

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@Coach_Lupo @EdKrassen Whataboutery is not a defence.

[Adrian Gosling @digitalsunshine]

Liz Truss has lost her seat

Bit shocked by that. What did she ever do wrong?

*checks mortgage statement*

Oh yeah, that!

#GeneralElection2024
#ElectionResults
#BBCBreakfast
#R4today

[The Inbetweeners @InbetweenerVidz]

Waving the Tories off

#ElectionResults #GeneralElections2024 #UKElection2024
#GeneralElection2024 #GeneralElection24

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

All the odds were stacked against Jeremy Corbyn.

He’s one of the only independents to win a competitive election in a general election since World War II.

He started his campaign late because of loyalty to his old party.

His constituency has a huge turnover.

Labour threw everything at this seat.

He suffered a relentless smear campaign.

He won against huge odds, and his team should be unbelievably proud of what they achieved.

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@Keir_Starmer @Ed_Miliband Nice one Starmer. Taking on Tory MPs sure will bat away those rumours that you're a Tory lite.

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@Cobratate Imagine being so insecure that you go into McDonald's just to intimidate some 17 year-old.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mom Calmly Emptying Dishwasher As If Shrieking Argument Didn’t Happen 10 Minutes Ago https://t.co/vSCxRn7ktO

[Vas Drimalitis @vasdrimalitis]

"Why did Green Day have to insert politics into their performance of American Idiot" is a truly incredible sentence to read.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Wow, you wrapped this well!”

Translation: I literally can’t get into this gift. It’s a struggle. Why have you done this?

[emily m @maitlis]

Just come across this extraordinary passage in ⁦@mrjamesob⁩ bestseller “ How they broke Britain “.
Look at the impact austerity cuts had (- according to economist Fetzer- ) on the actual Brexit vote, in the light of this week’s changes.

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@PaulKirkby3 Translation: Police tell a man who drives for a living to stop obstructing his window and gammons lose their minds anyway.

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@Mark_J_Harper @Conservatives What a ridiculous claim from an MP who has standards of conduct to uphold.

When have they mugged off car owners?

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@RishiSunak @TheSun What war? Your party has been in power since 2010.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump says electric motors in boats won’t work because if it sinks everyone will get electrocuted.

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@JonSmit10303693 Just so we're clear: Their silence doesn't mean that Brand is innocent.

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@GoldingBF This man violently beat Jayda Fransen for 5 years and paid damages to her in court. Now he thinks he's the moral arbiter on the treatment of women.

[Sir Stevo Timothy @SirStevoTimothy]

What Russell Brand meant to say

@RGoldbey #RussellBrand

[Alex Stretton @_AlexStretton]

@IsabelOakeshott This definitely won't bite you in the ass one day.