Alex Rachel Thompson

thick as thieves and wannabes, buttoned shirts n whiskey, mutton dressed as lamb, a fan of bands like the jam jam jam jam, i dont know who i am

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

@CapitalOfficial Please can you play Swedish House Mafia - Miami 2 Ibiza!! I'm off to both destinations soon! #capitalthrowback

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Machete don't tweet

[Emma Forbes @emmajadee28]

First night out with @_Alexis9575 in nearly a year 😌 #town #excited

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

@emmajadee28 @JennaMillican So nerve wracking to have an actual date!! Hope it all goes smoothly & i'll be ready for visitors in no time :-)

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

@emmajadee28 haha that is adorable!!

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Torn between the desire to tell my drug addicted neighbours to shut the fuck up.. or the desire to keep my windows in tact. #sigh #cantwin

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Need sleep, but the rustling noise coming from the corner of my bedroom is terrifying me too much to turn the light off. Or close my eyes.

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

but then i'd have to go out to buy chocolate.. #conundrum #hardlife

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Dont care how sunny it is, just wanna shut the curtains and eat chocolate

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Hate when old people push infront of you at the bus stop, like they are entitled, purely for being old >:-(

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH THE MASTERCHEF FINAL, WHY IS THERE A POWER CUT #huffed

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

@jamieoliver #BringBackTurkeyTwizzlers #Please :(

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

"@MaryRBerry: Make your Monday more bearable by calling in sick & eating 5 packets of Jaffa cakes." ..Wish i had done this

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Jaffa cakes for breakfast, busy busy day

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

(Y'know them little packets of chickeny things)

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Just wanna spend all my money on fridge raiders but they are extortionately over priced and im too lazy to go further than the co-op :(

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

@shannonPatters2 cut boob holes out like mean girls (but bigger) & jusy wear ya best bra.. or no bra at all, might fit better then

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

@shannonPatters2 dont be a quitter

[no plz @tbhplzdont]

If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid. So hey, who's the real winner here?

[Alex Rachel Thompson @_Alexis9575]

Wasnt aware my house had turned into a hotel!!