lex

clumsy and entertaining

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

Nah that Michigan game was embarrassing

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

Bring back cigs inside

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

@BradleyTabbitha Here all week!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The NFL is back tonight

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

(Ordering food) Bacon options:
Crispy
Medium
Limp...
Who tf orders limp bacon??

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

I'm drunk in Italy.. how's y'all's life?

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

What did I say???

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

NC STATE

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Honestly scariest day I've had in awhile..

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

@SwoozieMane Yes sir!

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

Vegas Jan, moving in Feb, and Rome in March :)

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

There's over 100 college basketball games today 🤤

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

@mfjones69_ "You get a rose, you get a rose, and I'm sorry you're going home"

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

Tommy Cutlets and Christmas Day???? Fuck yeah

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

@mfjones69_ there's NO way...

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

"what do you bring to the table"
lipgloss and weed

[lex @_AlexisMendez_]

"we're getting Italian for dinner bc it's the devito show tonight babyyy"