Andy Ritchie

Some kind of comedian or something.

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

@brendonwalsh I had to double check who's account this is!

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

It takes more muscles to frown than to smile so all you happy people are just being lazy.

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

Trying to lose enough weight to where I feel comfortable being in public with my shirt on.

[Raj Desai @_rajdesai]

Good Luck Show 4th Anniversary is tonight! W/ @ChuckWatkinsEsq @DougMellard @ronbabcock @_AndyRitchie & more!

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

@RobertBuscemi Thanks! They laughed when I said I'm on your tab (jealous much?) Next round on me!

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

#FF @MarkAgee @joshgondelman @ssamanthaa @MikeMacRaeMike @captdope @Charlie_Sanders #SOLID

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

An elderly German man just asked me what "race" my dog is, I said Aryan just to be on the safe side

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

Newly released audio from the Ray Rice elevator tape reveals Janay pledging her allegiance to ISIS #ZeroToHero

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

oh i'm not nice i'm just scared

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

The @Fleshlight is a brilliant modern day take on Edison's Electric Fuck Lantern.

[thatsfunny @thatsfunny]

heyLA @PerformAnxiety 8pm tonight @nottjmiller @EliOlsberg @Middleditch @iliza @aliwong3000 @BillyWayneDavis @_AndyRitchie @daveanthony

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

People will be REALLY upset when they see the footage of Ray Rice continuing to gamble while propping his wife up Weekend at Bernie's style.

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

@captdope @atmosphere @rhymesayers @thepalladium @Charlie_Sanders Can't wait!

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

Soon she'll have the face she always wanted. #RIP

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

What disease did we do planking for again?

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

@seanoconnz Vicious militants so nice they named em twice

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

Wait, trouser snakes are just our penises? Huge relief, now I can stop tying off my cuffs with rubber bands.

[Steve Hernandez @BigHern]

TONIGHT! Chatterbox Comedy! @elliemce, @TamerKattan, @remainchampagne, @_AndyRitchie, @leahkayjay, @SeatonSmith !
https://t.co/v0z1EXBOx3

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

I prefer banana Now and Laters to real bananas, which are like Now or Nevers

[Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie]

A comedy club is not a therapist's office. If you come to my show to get your mind off your abortion, you came to the wrong place.