Mike

[Mike @_Armadeo_]

Shed real tears tn seeing this in person

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

THAT'S AN ALEXANDER OVECHKIN HAT TRICK

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

This bird could be yours‼️

RT for a chance to win

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[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

it really is hard to contextualize the hubris it’s taken for americans to develop this insane relationship with medicine. for all of human history you were essentially flipping a coin on wether or not you’d see your kid turn 10

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Congrats to my mf brudda Alexander the Eight!Let’s go get the cup back now! Ovechtzky!!!!!

[NHL @NHL]

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER IN NHL HISTORY! 🚨🚨🚨 #Gr8ness

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

THERE IT IS! 895!!!!!!!!

[Andreas Steno Larsen @AndreasSteno]

😂

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

A few things Trump has done that won’t lower costs but will make life harder for no good reason... 🧵

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine being the richest man in the world, and your passion project is to stop providing aid to poor, desperate people.

[Barry Markson @BarryMarkson1]

MAGA is a show. A put on. A scam. There is ZERO reason for a cabinet secretary to be dressed like this. Is she kicking in doors? No. It’s play time. No experience, no knowledge, no plan. Just look at me in my costume.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

A headline could literally say "trump feeds babies poison for fun" and his supporters would work around the clock figuring out how that's actually a really epic, cool thing for him to do.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Have a great night Detroit

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Merry Rizzmas‼️🎄🤫🤔

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, is threatening to unseat elected officials if they do not follow his orders to shut down the government during the holidays.

Are we still a democracy or have we already moved to oligarchy and authoritarianism?

[Mike @_Armadeo_]

Canada rn:

[JD Vance @JDVance]

It’s important for our friends and neighbors to not let poison into our country. If they fail to meet this basic obligation they’re going to pay up.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

39 YEARS OLD AND STILL SCORING HAT TRICKS 🔥

Alex Ovechkin is timeless 👏

29 goals away from breaking Wayne Gretzky's all-time scoring record.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Low key, China is going to invade Taiwan in a year or two and the world will be chipless. He's still out here quietly saving the world and no one cares

[Mike @_Armadeo_]

@kashcarrillo @ChefAnthonyDC 😂 left hand up!