Artemis Dog

I do things!

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@TamerlaneBlog I have a 2001 330i sitting at 213,000 miles

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I'm over celebrity chefs. Give me celebrity line cooks.

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In the process of writing a Morrowind pilot for HBO called House Dagoth. It's about some guy making a bunch of intelligence and willpower potions so he can cast a fireball spell strong enough to nuke Balmora.

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@hausofdecline He can be you angle or your demon

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@TamerlaneBlog

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@TamerlaneBlog The answer to this, along with all your QOTDs is Chrysler Crossfire SRT-6.

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Been playing wild hearts and I can say this is definitely an okay game

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@hausofdecline Elden ring takes place in resident evil village?

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@TamerlaneBlog Chrysler Crossfire SRR-6

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The best thing about a hole in the wall deli is that you can order the same sandwich every week and it's always a different price.

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@TamerlaneBlog 76 on the east coast tomorrow so yeah

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@JaneOst_ I can't wait for the Saudis to launder money through Twitter by buying twit coins.

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@barry Mine was the green ranger for what it's worth.

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@dhm I'm more interested is why this glacier looks like rockbiter posing erotically on a chaise lounge

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Golf commentators love saying things like sycamore and kikuyu instead of tree or grass

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@bypatrickgeorge @mims So wanna say since about 2016, self driving cars have been just '2 years away'

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@hausofdecline To hell with your snacks. I need those snacks

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@TheRomanNick Can we also talk final fantasy 7?

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Watching tiger stink up the genesis invitational makes me wonder why someone like myself or @carters_golf isn't out there playing right now.

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@JaneOst_ The funny thing about beliefs is that you need empirical evidence to back it up, you can just have them.