Ashish Pandey

IT Guy 🪳

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@JayneshKasliwal RUN

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@sumanthraman @IndianExpress Agar ye kwjriwal ka hota na to sab sale kutte ki tarah pagal hojate

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@zoo_bear Hadd hai BC.

[Shruti Dhore @ShrutiDhore]

Officials from the Ministry of External Affairs state that an Indian passport is a travel document, not proof of citizenship.

[Javed Akhtar @Javedakhtarjadu]

The ministry of external affairs says that a passport is a document travel not the proof of citizen ship . Really ??? . So are they providing this travel document to some people with out being totally convinced that this person is an Indian citizen ?? . It is absurd .

[Ritu #सत्यसाधक @RituRathaur]

Lo Behold! 🚨

The script writes itself! 🎪😂

First, the UP government creates a toothless SIT to look into the massive Ram Mandir donation scam. The catch? They completely bypass standard legal procedures and don't file a single FIR, ignoring glaring evidence of insider theft.

Next, this SIT wraps up its probe and dutifully submits the report to IAS officer Sanjay Prasad. Who just happens to sit on the Ram Mandir Trust board as an ex-officio member. 😂😂😂

You truly cannot make this up. They are submitting a robbery report to the very authority responsible for safeguarding the vault while it was being looted.

Cinema. Pure cinema. 👏👏👏 😂😂

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@ThePuneMirror Looks fun tbh

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@AyanMusk On point

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

Modi appeals to an average Indian. Dehati. Gawar. Overtly religious but zero morals. Believers of pseudo science. Lambi lambi phenkne wale. You will find boomers in every park who are exactly like Modi. Which is why he is in power while this guy will remain a villain to them!

[Dhruvaa @ripper_dhruvaa]

Hasdeo Forest:

Before Adani. After Adani.

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@REDBOXINDIA Ye sab bakchodia kab band hogi n aisi sab meetings ka outcome kya raha kab pata chalega????

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

Elect singers, actors, dancers, 7th fails, tadipars and get drama as governance in return!!

Next time vote wisely.

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@aajtak @anjanaomkashyap गधे की बच्ची..अमेरिका की प्रति व्यक्ति आय 89,13,370 रुपये है और भारत की 2,65,522

शरम कर कुछ!

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@tophz_ I drink and know things!!

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@DriveSmart_IN @motordave2 Must be charged same as attempt to murder.

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@varunx18 Sirf ek carefully, purposefully click ki photo ko dekh k kabhi b khush nhi hna…reality hum sbko pata h

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

🇮🇳 India’s net FDI went from $28bn to $1bn in 2 yrs

[Ashish Pandey @_AshishPandey07]

@pahadperson @theliverdoc Prime video