Lavorare in un'azienda con 90% uomini e 2 colleghe ormai nel mezzo del cammin di loro vita significa non dover mai fare lo sbaglio di dimenticare l'assorbente.
Sono le 8 del mattino di un giorno qualsiasi, sei in macchina per andare a lavoro. Davanti c'รจ una macchina bianca, incroci distrattamente lo sguardo del guidatore attraverso il suo specchietto...
Riguardi e noti che anche lui ti sta osservando meglio, con piรน attenzione e...
I never asked any signs from God, not even in my darkest days
But yesterday I did, because for the first time my brain couldn't decide what was right and what was...more right.
Effective ice-breaker: honk the horn while parked in the middle of nowhere and look really surprised. I can assure someone will laugh with you. Or at you.
Then you'll just start talking.
When we fix the budget of a project, we try to consider all variables that might affect our profit.
More than not, clients demand more than what they've paid for, so we end up having a lower %.
This is the first time that the % before and after match perfectly.
Capi: *relieved*
Me: ๐ *relieved after mentally going through all those e-mails of complaint*
Sales agent: Potrebbe diventare l'amministratore delegato!
Turns out that complaining is the main task of a CEO.
Sales agent: Questa ragazza รจ terribile (points at me)
Capi: *confused if it's a good thing or not*
Me: *even more confused*
Sales agent: E' molto brava, terribile!