Ben

mainly nonsense

[Ben @_BPR13]

@Ankaman616 Bacon bits in my mushroom risotto

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@TheMcOwl Awful.

[Ben @_BPR13]

@maxturnerphoto Not shocked by this at all, but am surprised it is a lower % than Durham and Exeter!

[Ben @_BPR13]

@lssmyrs @maxturnerphoto Triggered…

[Ben @_BPR13]

‘Pret-y, Pret-y, Pret-y good!’

[Ben @_BPR13]

‘And then I shall be at the Test match…’

DO SOME WORK like you were elected to do ffs.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"I'm actually going to church".

Jacob Rees-Mogg dodges questions from journalists after he was criticised in the Privileges Committee's report for putting "improper pressure" on the Commons' investigation into whether Boris Johnson lied over #partygate.

https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

[Ben @_BPR13]

Please, no. I can’t go through this again. I just can’t.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| Frenkie De Jong's departure is on the table as Barcelona urgently need to sell a player, reports super reliable @Benayadachraf.

[Ben @_BPR13]

‘I was at a charity dinner…’

Do you job first ffs. Then you can go to the perks from it.

This is lower than grad level stuff.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"I wasn't there to vote because I was at a charity dinner as you know," Rishi Sunak says

The PM explains his absence from the Partygate vote, and stresses he believes "standards matter" - citing his decision to quit as Boris Johnson's chancellor

https://t.co/ESoGbXntqj

[Ben @_BPR13]

#Considering #ThinkingAboutThinking

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

BREAKING:

#mufc are considering rivalling Arsenal’s move for Declan Rice by proposing a player-plus-cash deal that could involve Harry Maguire or Scott McTominay. [@JBurtTelegraph]

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@_rjrm Are we releasing a documentary about his rehab?

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@TheMcOwl @_rjrm Oh ye that really cutting edge industry…pubs

[Ben @_BPR13]

@_rjrm Ffs

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One says Daffodils on the label and the other says Spring Onions…

One is clearly a bunch of daffs and the other clearly some onions ffs.

[Ben @_BPR13]

@vvb9_2 Next in line? #PotterIn

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Still should never play for the club again.

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@terryflewers He was there last week as well tbf…

[Ben @_BPR13]

@vvb9_2 To the other one…banned for 16 weeks please

[Ben @_BPR13]

Wtf is this 😂

[Ben @_BPR13]

Hate this algorithm by the way. Absolutely fucked Twitter up since he bought it.