Let Me Borrow a Dollar

Don’t get smacked with the practice hand

[Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_]

*rush party*

Where are you from?

~Jackson~

Ouh, JA or Prep?

J̶̡̼̲͖͙̩͈̽͗̓́̈́͘A̵̫̅͜C̵̣͚̝̥͆̋͒͛̄̔̈́̆̚Ḵ̷̗̤̱̩͖̤͓̃̐͑͒̂̋̇S̷̛̳̱̀̀̃͑͐̏͝O̴̧̭̦̰̕N̶̡̥̪̤̝̩̺͈̏́͘ ̸͍̺͔͍̮̠̃͋̓͌̿͘Á̷̳̥͔̖̱̫̅̒͝Ć̷̨̜̞͉͉̂͆͝ͅA̷͙͖͌̌̎̒̍͌́͝͝D̷̙͓̤̏͑̄͗̚E̵̛͉̖͚̼͚̮͍̬͓͓̊͆͛̒͘M̵̡̱̥̦̝͍͖̝̄̀̿̑͊͐̌̈́̿͠Y̶̥̱̯̺͓̪̱͑̂͑̌̾̈́ͅ

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandma slammed her head into her ipad because she lost a round of candy crush

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my pet lobster escaped and bought a gun

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

google ai overview said i should chop my hand off with a machete because im a homo

[Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_]

My 🐐s are always on point. Best in the game for 10 years.

[Oysters Clams & Cockles @ClamsAndCockles]

Check the conductor car. We are driving.

[Oysters Clams & Cockles @ClamsAndCockles]

Check the conductor car. We are driving.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i dislocated my ballsack

[Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_]

My bad

[Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_]

@ClamsAndCockles need y’all to get on the Widow’s Bay train this instant

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[bum @BattleRapBum]

DUMP THE CAN AND GET FIRED ON….
YOU CAN BANK ON THAT

[i think @kutaiuranium]

saying “sure why the hell not” as i blow my leg off with a shotgun

[Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_]

Widow’s Bay is too good

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_]

@HeatCulture13 CC: @jamo_banks

[Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_]

@thenewyorkmeths @25YearsAgoLive That’s a good question

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Fairhope, AL fasho

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Made the tweet while sitting on this bench

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Approximately 40% of the federal budget goes to making sure 17yo 8th graders in cookie monster pajama pants have a fresh supply of Chromebooks to smash over each others heads in English class