Standard Guy.

Law. Business. Art.

[Mike 🇸🇳 @magicmike340]

Quand j’étais petit, je croyais que si je gagnais 2 000 € par mois, au bout de 4 mois, j’aurais 8 000 € sur mon compte

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

*Celebrities dying at 80*

Clint Eastwood at 96:

[Post United @postunited]

🚨😳 UN NIÑO DEL AJAX HIZO 3.085 TOQUES SEGUIDOS… Y TUVIERON QUE PARARLE

⚽ Syb Zeldenthuis, de la Sub-11, convirtió cada toque en 1€ para la Ajax Foundation

💰 Terminó recaudando 3.085€ y solo paró porque empezaba el Ajax-Sion de Conference League

[Patient Yamal lover 🤴 @patientyamal]

Atletico’s 2 strikers.

Gil to Alvarez - You are under contract, you can’t go anywhere
Gil to Sorloth - Get out of my club, we don’t need you anymore

Alvarez - I’m depressed, I can’t stay here
Sorloth - I’m injured, I can’t go

What a clown show 😭🤡
Gil the manipulator 🤡

[Toyin 💙 @OluwatoyinJNR]

I know a particular club
All their legends dey podcast dey talk nonsense about their club. 😭😂

[Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺 @xxfw1da]

That’s why they named him twice, He no fit ever lie for me.

[Vyber(fan) @_Mac_lfc]

Football Twitter has a video for every possible situation and it’s hilarious 😭😭😭

[sazzy @sazzyLM8]

Look at his teammates reaction this is genuinely how he’s getting to 1000😭

[Peak Football @ukporo1]

Ronaldo standard is so very low now to the extent he scores a deflected tapin goal and the Saudi league rewards him with MOTM award. 😭😭
They don’t even hide it anymore. 😂

[Glen @GlenBarche]

Barcelona fans seeing Ferran Torres miss chances but it ain't for their club

[J ⚡ @JosxFCB]

LIDERES.

[𝓮𝔃𝓻𝓪 ✰ @ezra_ned]

Idan buruku 😂😂

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

With everything going on last few days imma need yall to stop making birthday posts

[ShawFCB @fcb_shaw]

C’est à peine son 2 eme match avec le PSG 😭😭

[O.A @snrmanOA]

I actually have no words for him, it’s the people on the other side that are insane.

[Loguito Fcb @Loguito6]

Au faite les frères ça donne quoi Dro ? 😭

[tayk47 🇸🇴 #BaldeOUT @LEB4RONPHILON]

"Barca fans made us think Ferran was ass"

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Feral Terrorist 1st start for PSG:

72 Minutes (Hooked)
0 Goals/Assists
0/3 Shots on Goal
1 Big Chance Missed
0 Key Passes

BACK IN FORM 🌟🌟🌟

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Athletic Bilbao are reportedly in such a difficult financial situation that the club president has stopped giving players 4 free tickets, while the club has started implementing daily cost-cutting measures.

Those idiots were busy going to La Liga to ask about Barcelona’s financial situation, and now they’re reportedly paying the price for renewing Williams’ contract on an astronomical salary.