Polynesian Steven

Highest guy this side of the Prime Meridian // Not from Polynesia // Not a Lawyer

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

Y’all ever accidentally nut in your own bellybutton?

On a completely unrelated note, I’m gonna go take a shower

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

@StevenACohen2 Might you say, provide a conviction rating? Bring back Kirk Nieuenhuis because he was the first Met to hit 3 homers in a game at Citi Field.

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@The_Phat_Aimee Krispy Kreme could fuck right off #amirite

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@OrdoAbChao32MM Trash bag Eagles

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@NicoleeJanelle @CaucasianJames Just sent $1500 pay it forward !

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@RoomWage @GleyberPls @GerritCole45 Yankees suck what a sad franchise

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@shaline1o Good morning 🌞

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@BleacherReport @cheetah @brgridiron Some of you are really quick to forget Tyreek Hill beat the crap out of his young child. How you gonna support that kind of behavior yet still claim to be part of the solution?

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

I have a question for Mr. Pigskin III @Billyhottakes

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@Chadwick_Moore Hey Chadwick suck my earlobe you goof

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@Chadwick_Moore You goody cuck Chadwick

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@Chadwick_Moore You a clown Chadwick. Dumbass name boi

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

@APR1776 @Chadwick_Moore Shut up Chadwick

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

@Chadwick_Moore Bro you’re named Chadwick

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

@Chadwick_Moore Chadwick is a ridiculous name

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

@Chadwick_Moore Who in the good name of our lord Elvis Presley would ever name their kid Chadwick?

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@bocxtop Imagine carrying a baby for 9 whole months just to look him in the face and name his bitchass Chadwick

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@lanz24657546 I’d join

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@darrenrovell You cheated on my wife

[Polynesian Steven @_BakedGuy]

@CaucasianJames I’m going to rip off your movie and there’s nothing you can do to stop me