Chalupa Batman

Silly lil chap

🖤🏳️‍🌈

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

When I die, blast my Snapchat memories to the world.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

If these past 8 months have taught
me anything...
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.
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It's that the words strangers say to you will save your life more than the people you previously thought were the closest to you.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

S/o to the days before my boyfriend died and I didn't want to die every waking moment of my life. 🙂

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

All the 27 club jokes. Except everyone around me doesn't find them funny because they're all scared I am actually going to kms.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

Noah Kahan really knows what he's talking about, because I really would burn every single last bridge if it meant keeping you alive.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

Watching the number of unopened text grow and pile up while waiting for your name to light up the screen. I know it's never coming.

Only when I dream.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve
Debí darte más beso' y abrazo' las vece' que pude

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

A 5150 has never sounded so good

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

Nothing feels better than that first deep clean after coming back to yourself following a year of having your mental health in a dumpster. 🙏👏

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

To the boys in the videos I've seen risking their lives with flames feet away to save birds, bunnies, and dogs trapped behind fences: I hope you receive nothing but the most top tier head for the rest of your existence.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

@xochriistine LITERALLY. I don't care if I'm not even home when an evacuation notification hits. I'm driving through flames to make sure my babies make it out safely.
Wishing you and your babies nothing but safety and an uneventful time during this 🥺🙏

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

I hope all the people who made the conscious decision to leave their pets behind in the fire lose everything and don't have insurance. With my whole ass chest. I also hope they get random nails in their tires for the rest of their lives. 🤗

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

@TrimGoEMAW @SLKECK

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

@TrimGoEMAW @SLKECK Okay, NGL you cooked with that one.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

@TrimGoEMAW @SLKECK Go take a dip.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

@TrimGoEMAW @SLKECK I have a shirt waiting for you when you get here.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

@TrimGoEMAW @SLKECK Sweet sweet revenge 😌

you either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain 😈

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

@SLKECK What you do is incomprehensible. That just goes against the laws of physics.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

I tell myself I don't have OCD, but then suddenly all the hairs on my body are standing up because I watched someone bite a sandwich upsidedown.

[Chalupa Batman @_Banannah_]

Trying not to spend all day crying over all the wildlife losing their lives in the fire level: impossible.