(NoColor-Check) Jay Ashworth

I'm just 'zis booster-vaxed guy; you know? RTs not Endorsements; Favorites often just bookmarks. I write joke news; if your stock tanks, it's not my fault.

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#jonvoyage

(Photo credit: LA Times)

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Taking to task the government of my old great state of, excuse me: "Commonwealth of" Mass -- this is a really nicely designed website about the Cape bridges project... that hasn't been touched in 2 years.

Whisky Tango Fox Query

https://t.co/JYX1htGgxH

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Hey, @Chase: when I click Pay from my Zelle recipients directory today on web, FF64/151.0.1 Win10, I get a white page with a Chase logo and a Back link and nothing else.

Some of us are beginning to suspect a bug.

No VPN or anything either.

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Hey, @SocialSecurity? MyAccount logins have been broken all day.

Clicking any login button on the home page returns

"Bad Request

Your browser sent a request that this server could not understand.
Size of a request header field exceeds server limit."

FF64/151.0, Win10

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@TMFanSupport This reply, also from not-the-account-that-I-targeted, likewise looks like it's bogus.

Good try though, at pretending to be @Ticketmaster, who clearly don't give a shit how they look in the congressional hearing.

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So, @Ticketmaster ... what happens when my $200 worth of @alyankovic tickets for tomorrow night "must" be in your app... which won't run on my Android 8 flagship phone cause your programmers are lazy?

Huh? What then?

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Hey, @AndroidDev elopers?

Can someone give me a *legit* reason why companies should have stopped doing builds which will run on my A8 LG-V20?

In framing such responses, remember that I've been a programmer for a week or two... :-)

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@WFLA No party reg crosstabs in that poll?

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@TheJusticeDept What, precisely, is your Constitutional argument on this very fine point of operational detail?

Betting it's not the 10th Amendment...

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@washingtonpost Note that he picked a denomination large enough that we people who want him held responsible for destroying the republic can't just set them on fire, unlike the sneakers...

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Internet's not real useful these days.

PAO at the @TheKiaCenter needs to get ON Google Maps, and the other mapping services, and their own website -- it's essentially impossible to preplan where to get some food before a concert, as all are WILDLY out of date.

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@StateDept Deists?

You're not trying, again, to make John Adams look like a liar, right?

"Not in any way founded on the Christian religion" seems pretty unequivocal.

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@HPSupport See? You're not listening.

That's the button I clicked, and it WILL NOT LET ME INTO THE CHAT.

Ok. This is going back for something that will work.

What would Bill and Dave think?

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Ah, vendors.

@HP laptop won't come out of S mode; this page...

https://t.co/ZhEJybiFPV

takes me to a chat form that *won't* give me a Submit button, even with all fields filled.

Ok; HP just caught a return, and I'll advise the client to go elsewhere.

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@HPSupport As I tried to tell your online chat, though, the details don't matter; the model either *did* ship permanently locked in S-mode, or not, and the S/N isn't pertinent.

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@NordVPN Nope; I don't spank commercial vendors in private. If you didn't understand the post, escalate it to someone in product management who does.

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Hey @NordVPN? That funnel to ThreatProtection Pro in the upgrade is cute, but evil.

Don't do that.

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@JoJoFromJerz Poker requires brains.

All other card games require friends.

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@FBI No you don't.