Bandits: We need fuel.
Katsina Govt: No jerrycans.
Bandits: We'll use bikes.
Katsina Govt: Bikes banned.
Bandits: We'll use POS.
Katsina Govt: POS centres closed.
Bandits right now: π
The first picture is a post by someone on Facebook while the second picture is a comment to the post by someone
E no go sha better for bandits for not picking cowards like these commenter, instead of those innocent children.
@Wizarab10 But most these children of Jeazebel in 2026 will not marr6a financially unstable man....
If you doubt me, listen to their requirements in the Hunt Game Show
Democracy is not measured only by elections, court rulings, or peaceful transfers of power. It is also measured by the safety of citizens. After 27 years of civilian rule, insecurity, kidnappings, terrorism, and killings still threaten millions of Nigerians daily.
Fellow Nigerians
Today, we celebrate democracy and the enduring Nigerian spirit. For 27 unbroken years, since May 29, 1999, Nigerians have chosen their leaders through the ballot, witnessed peaceful transitions of power, and resolved disagreements in courtrooms and legislative chambersβnot through violence. We have experienced the longest stretch of civilian rule in our history. Our democracy is not perfect, but it is ours, and we must continue to defend and strengthen it.
@officialABAT Democracy is not measured only by elections, court rulings, or peaceful transfers of power. It is also measured by the safety of citizens. After 27 years of civilian rule, insecurity, kidnappings, terrorism, and killings still threaten millions of Nigerians daily.
I said from the start that this looks like a carefully orchestrated propaganda stunt. Before long, they'll be on TV applauding the government and pushing the narrative that the road saved lives, all to justify siphoning more public funds under the pretense of road upgrades.
There is something fishy about the reported "landing" and dramatic takeoff of this private jet on a concrete road in Delta State.
The entire episode appears unusually staged. Was it a carefully choreographed publicity stunt designed to promote the road and score political points for the Tinubu administration, or was it being used as a convenient drop-off point for another operation?
@sowore I said from the start that this looks like a carefully orchestrated propaganda stunt. Before long, they'll be on TV applauding the government and pushing the narrative that the road saved lives, all to justify siphoning more public funds under the pretense of road upgrades.
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@davido Wears Jacket With Names Of Abducted Oyo Pupils And Teachers During FIFA Performance.
God bless this guy for loving and speaking for his country.
If other celebrities can it take this personal out there, there'd be a better #Nigeria