Bill Maher

CEO @ Direct to Market, Tech Nerd, Pizza Connoisseur, Photographer, Guitar Student, and Oxford Comma User

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

I thought next day air was supposed to be next day?
I treated myself to a new , limited release putter and paid for it arrive on my birthday (next day).
Thanks for sucking #UPS #UPSSUCKS
I guess 4 days is the new next day , huh?
Rant over.

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

To add: physically searched us and took money out of one of my passengers pocket.

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

Well, after a decade of traveling through Baja without a single incident, today I was robbed by the the Tijuana police. 3 police officers pulled me and my clients over just past the boarder, made us exit my car, then proceeded to steal over $1000.00 from my car.

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

#bajatourism #Tijuanapolice #BajaCalifornia #bajatravel #TJpolice #bajanorte #mexicotourism #travelbaja #Tijuana #travel #natgeo #mexbound #seetijuana #itj #tijuanabc

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

Flying back to Los Angeles and there were a couple of boxed water #betterplanet for us

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

@ybbaaabby Luck!

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

I spent a few days chasing storms in Yosemite. A little snow and some fall colors always make for nice captures. @ Yosemite National Park https://t.co/fGsZMGgrkd

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

New normal? Car concerts at the Rose Bowl. Car culture on a whole new level #hannibalburess #thundercat @ Pasadena, California https://t.co/pMiFiO14YT

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

Hey incel, how about easing up on the rancid body-spray the next time you want to hit big slices at the driving range. The toilet sauce you call cologne is killing everything near you

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

"Trump is going to fuck you. You fuckers need to leave. Fucking Asian piece of shit." Carmel Valley, California. The guy's name is apparently Michael Lofthouse. Sorry he ruined your tita's birthday. Source: https://t.co/edqODaW8gu

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Holy fuck can you not with this model minority bullshit

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Here's our piece from last night...https://t.co/3nJ5uHt7GK

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[ciarán @no__thoughts]

@PotCzach skaters are returning to the streets, nature is healing

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

Simple things like social distance golf with old friends can really bring sunshine to ones day. @BrianClow . Bonus points if you get called a bitch

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

@websitenut @22aspen36 @BrianClow @JulesRollTide @Redpainter1 @PressSec @realDonaldTrump 19000 people from New York would beg to differ if they could

[Priorities USA @prioritiesUSA]

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@BrianClow @lmcgrew Winning

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@pattonoswalt Maher 2020: Hola Chonky Chonks

[Bill Maher @_Bill_Maher]

Cutting in front of me while I wait to order tacos will get you fiercely yelled at.