leila bitzan

[Isaac N. Mpanga @Isacmpanga]

Why can’t we complete our public infrastructure? What is the justification for fixing a road junction for over seven years? Why are we letting our roads become death traps? We pay taxes. You are not doing us any favors.

[Jeje Odea 🇺🇬 @joshjeje2]

221 premature babies died in Mulago between 2022 and 2023 due to lack of equipments.

Gov't has allocated 139 billion for entertainment of gov't officials.

[Ms. Ahumuza ✨ @PeshAhumuza]

Why are you sharing her location and photo if she has told you that she’s been abused?? 🤦🏾‍♀️ Can someone please train these people on how to handle domestic violence cases! The survivors safety comes first before your PR points.

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Most Africans love Trump because they’re conservative at the core. It doesn’t matter if Trump thinks black people are a subclass of human beings. Africans will love him because he will cosplay as a religious person who hates gay people and abortion. That’s enough 🙂‍↕️

[leila bitzan @_Bitle]

@UG_Airlines you are the liar of the century! Pushing a flight from 9pm to 11.45pm to 3.45am! And they only let you know once you have checked in. No remorse. 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮

[Ben Mwine 🇺🇬 π @benmwine]

I'm bewildered, gobsmacked and flabbergasted.
My passport clearly shows my NIN, my driving license clearly shows my NIN.
But because I misplaced my national ID, @Airtel_Ug and @mtnug both won't replace my SIM cards.
And yet they issued a SIM to a foreigner using his passport!
Someone, anyone, please help understand this logic because I'm clearly missing something.
Was it a directive from @UCC_Official, @mia_uga or @MoICT_Ug !!? What was the rationale behind it @UCC_ED!?
So I can use my passport to enter any country in the world (where my national ID is useless), but my passport which is clearly attached to my NIN is useless in my country!?
One of the guys even told me mbu I should maybe just get my wife to buy me a new number in her name. I am tempted to stay offline out of protest!

[leila bitzan @_Bitle]

'Don't go chasing waterfalls... '

[Ogon @chrisatuk]

Mongerers
#ogoncartoons

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

"Using a government position to amass wealth is high treason. If the Uganda Patriotic Movement (UPM) is not going to be supported because it denounces such methods of getting rich, let it be"- Yoweri Kaguta Museveni at rallies in Bushenyi and Mbarara districts (Weekly Topic, August 27, 1980)

#MonitorUpdates

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

In a society that boasts of being embedded in Ubuntu values, where we regularly cite Mbiti proclaiming that “I am because we are”; it is a shame that we have normalised theft of public resources leading to untold suffering of fellow Africans.

We often say that the West is individualistic and we are communitarian, yet those who steal from sick people, from the poorest of the poor, walk around being heavily guarded and chasing everyone else off roads for them to pass. It is a shame that we have been pushed to levels of desperation that we have to call upon foreigners to help us with our larger than life thieves. We would have wished to sort our matters by ourselves. It is a shame that we now have to cheer on foreigners for chasing away our thieves and tormentors from their countries. In any case, keeping our ‘leaders’ in their countries is now a big punishment, like making a child to sleep on a bed they wetted. They want to tour the development elsewhere. They want to shop quality goods elsewhere. They want to access quality healthcare elsewhere. They want better education for their children elsewhere. They want aid… while they abandon their country to the worst. So, when they are chased from everywhere else and made to stay in Uganda, even their massive mansions and huge account balances feel inadequate.

When did Ubuntu start to mean greed and indifference to pains of those under our care!
When did Ubuntu start to mean living large at the expense of others? Ubuntu my foot, plus the grand empty lectures of panAfricanism and patriotism.

So, now that you have disempowered us and made it very difficult/costly for us to tame you, we shall celebrate every cane you receive from the ‘imperialists’. We don’t care what they’re actually beating you for, for as long as you feel some pain too. Don’t explain to us. We’ve painfully learnt that your war is not our war. Your bellies are your primary values. Don’t mobilise us against ‘imperialists’ now. You abandoned us in our everyday life and death struggles. Fight yours. And we will cheer the other side, until our voices matter to our ‘leaders’ again - until our everyday struggles start to matter. And we are not asking for any favour.

[leila bitzan @_Bitle]

@mtnug your internet can't even load your own app. I'm so fed up. Don't get me started on how long it's taken me to post this 😡😡

[𝑱𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝑵𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒊 💎 @like_a_gem]

.@cafejavas_ug we need to have a serious discussion about the way your delivery riders (carelessly) use the road. You might even need to reconsider your "We Fly There" slogan. Hopefully you'll sort this out before it's too late.

[Araali 🦉 @joelanthony23]

Imagine reading about billions stolen by politicians and government officials in the news.

Then using this road to get to work and getting an email asking you to pay your taxes.

If this was France, guillotines would be completely out of stock.

[electrowave baby 😈 @tandeka_mutebi]

Kampala is like Gotham 😂😭
There's always a problem

[leila bitzan @_Bitle]

@mtnug Why is the app not working?

[Samuel Sejjaaka @samuelsejjaaka]

#MatAbacusRwanda. We are open now. Ready to serve and help grow the finance and accounting profession in Rwanda. We are supporting Rwanda's vision to establish itself as a financial centre. Find us at https://t.co/0O3oZasVX5.

[Derrick Kabuye @kabderrick]

The people who hate the country are the guys that stunt its development, embezzling money meant for uplifting the standards of life for the nationals and making us a laughing stock for the rest of the world.
Those are the real enemies, not twitter folks making jokes about Kampala floods.

[Bibi Rukwengye @Rukwengye]

Buying Yaka units is like a game of Russian Roulette. You never know how many you're going to get. Different units for the same amount, depending on whatever matrix Umeme chooses to use. SMH!

[Dr Samuel Opio Acuti @opio_acuti]

With $60m Tanzania has constructed a superspecialized hospital in 5 years already carrying out open heart surgeries,kidney and even bone marrow transplants. Uganda with $379m,5 years later is still stuck at the foundation stage of its Lubowa hospital .
#UgandaHealthExhibition

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

At this point in Kosovo (Rubaga-Kampala) I lost a car engine a year ago, due to water in pondholes. Lawyers, is there a law we can use to demand compensation from responsible authorities when such road state related damages occur?
Video taken yesterday #KampalaPotholeExhibition