NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀

✝️✝️✝️ Highly opinionated Greek woman, engineered for redundancy. Attorney married to Pilot.

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

I’d thought this was obvious to anyone following me but I’m married. Leave my dm’s alone.

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@__LaVieEnRose__ 😂😂

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

‘Elon’ is a hideous name

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

Praying to find the will to stand up and go put the last load of laundry into the dryer right now

[Andrea Burkhart 🐟🐟🐟🐟🏴‍☠️ @aburkhartlaw]

Getting lots of questions about Rottenborn's question to Johnny on Thursday to the effect of, "Don't you know you're only suing Amber for 2018 statements?" Some have seized on this to claim everything before then is irrelevant. That's not correct, and I'm going to explain why.

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@g0ldlionn 😍🥵

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

I’ve gotten myself into the rhythm of buying more and more things when my husband is away from home and while I thought it was a problem at first, I’ve grown quite comfortable with this dynamic.

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@papitachiquita I see her and I wonder if that’s me in 20 years

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

I can’t believe they’re letting Amber dress like a vampire lesbian in a Virginia courtroom

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@nuclearkitface Tell her I aim to become this aunt when my sister has kids

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

She is so beautiful.

[Olivia @nuclearkitface]

Sister 39th birthday today. She's single. Going to gift her a husband with your help. Apply to wife below 👇

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@BustRodtheFrog It’s so obviously role play for them

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT ITS ALL OVER

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

Actus reus* I will never question if my husband supports and has taken an interest in my career

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@theholiday_inn @__LaVieEnRose__ @JohannaSilencio @hyperboreanterf I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@theholiday_inn @JohannaSilencio @hyperboreanterf Oh my God it’s so cute when you act like a lawyer I can’t stand it 😭😭

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@ladybug1776 @gremlinscottges @hyperboreanterf @asparagoid ...but I imagine the language in those contracts only refers to a patient receiving sperm without specification as to who the sperm is coming from. I can think of many reasons why such a contract would be null but given that that hasn’t happened 😬they must be well constructed

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@ladybug1776 @gremlinscottges @hyperboreanterf @asparagoid The law is silent on it, unfortunately, despite concerns being raised for decades. You have to remember the prestige doctors used to have. They were moral and intellectual paragons.

I can’t say whether it would be breach if contract without seeing the contracts...

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

We went on a date today 🥰

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

@legalbytesmedia @theholiday_inn I love your channel! 😭

[NotYourLawyer, esq.👩🏻‍⚖️⛳️🏀 @_Bp_________]

I would be apoplectic if one of my witnesses got tossed because they must have commented or tweeted on something. Everybody watches but getting a witness good for my client tossed like this would set me on fire