Brendiesel

Sometimes hammer. Sometimes nail. Marine corps vet.
and a comedian

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Foundation - Devotion III

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Hold the fort

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🇳🇦 Adolf Hitler may win tomorrow's upcoming elections in Namibia

The 59-year-old Namibian politician was first elected in 2020 with a large margin in the Omupanda constituency, receiving 85% of the vote.

Adolf Hitler Uunona represents the South West Africa People's Organization, which has governed Namibia since it gained independence in 1990.

The country's electoral commission predicts that Uunona will once again secure the majority of votes.

The politician emphasized that, unlike his infamous namesake, he has no plans for genocide or world domination.

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Big fan

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The Presidential Address?

You mean, The White House?

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Am I crazy or is it actually insane to ash cigarettes onto the floorboard of a car?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man

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I’m predicting Clint Eastwood will die this year

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What it’s like to sleep without a fan

[MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾 @MUSICANDBUILDS]

One side of America burning
The other side is freezing

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@AwsumAwstun The worst part is no style

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Never kill yourself

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This is crazy to me bc I literally had classes in a double wide

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It’s just all so tiring

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Idolizing politicians is insane. Politicians do not care about you. They only care about themselves and what is going to make them more money. They do not have your best interests at heart. They don’t even see you as a human being.

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Good job ⁦@obviousscorpio⁩

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@UncleXWillyT Congrats bubba!

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@UncleXWillyT I’ve been ripping Pink Floyd for like a week now.

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People really hate it when I’ve been drinking and I joking pull out my knife at the bar

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Imagine you want to be an actor your whole life and then your agent calls you and is like “I’ve got the perfect role for you, your gonna be the main character in a new movie called ‘UGLIES’

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Im not an architect, and you can call me a conspiracy theorist but, I think if you fly an airplane into anything it’s probably gonna fuck it up.

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What if we kissed at the combination Dodge City Petro/Popeyes/Baskin Robbin’s/Dunkin’ Donuts/Burger King/Papa John’s