Broo

Benevolent, non-invasive visitor from beyond! Not here for devouring! Honest!

[Broo @_Broodling_]

I thought a Rigellian lullabye might sooth young Shogo, but he doesn't seem to appreciate a 13-note Rigellian scale.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

Babies are fascinating. Do you think a look of horror represents hunger or exhaustion?

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Hmmm, wonder why my bedroom smells like meat.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

I don't know about you, but I am starving for some tofu.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

Ahum. Excuse me. Is this thing on?

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GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! RT @HellfireKade Hello, future minions.

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RRRGH!! RRRRGH!! RRRRRRGH!! RT @JeanGreySchool All Bamfs and Brood best keep their distance, especially from my girl Kitty. You been warned.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

@VinceMancuso WWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!

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GAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! RT @IceIceBobby Snowball fight in the third floor hallway! Starting now!

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@xantostarblood RRRRRRRRRGGHH!!!!!!

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GGGRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!

[Broo @_Broodling_]

Avengers. X-Men. Could we not just... talk about this?

[Broo @_Broodling_]

Given the physical irregularity, I’d say it postulates the future of mutant kind lies in elephantitis and deformity.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

Ah, I see, friend @QQuire! But from what my studies have shown, the scale of the relative anatomical parts seems mildly skewed.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

That was it. It’s mental art, a Rigellian artform creating images in other people’s minds.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

Yes. It’s called “A Unicorn Flying Through a Rainbow Over Clouds Raining Diamonds.”

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Present.

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Please do not consider this a statement on the food preparation skills of the Food Blimp 3000.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

As a non-violent protest, I have decided to begin fasting, until all Avengers vs. X-Men hostilities have ended.

[Broo @_Broodling_]

Don’t worry. I’ll post the complete report on my blog as well as put it up for ebook downloads.