tiredboybrian🌵

God. god. rose sprouting from out of concrete. i bear the curse of the thoughtful.

[tiredboybrian🌵 @_Bryahn]

There's so much more to become!

[re•Zorø @King0fhell_]

I enter Bybit, I no sabi how to operate am again

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for fee worth £116m.

#MCFC sources confirm agreement now done after talks at final stages as reported last week.

Anderson asked Forest today to go and leave the club. Medical in the US.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"It's a life changing opportunity. Try and apply. The deadline is in 17 days, by 2pm"

Me in 17 days, by 1:47pm:

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

A country that prioritizes funding Hajj over education

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Bad government thingy, yunno

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July.

It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world.

Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully.

This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center.

It’s a big shame for Nigeria.

[Melanin Nwa 🌺✨ @sisbruuv]

The kidnappers made my brother call my dad yesterday at 6:34pm.

The call was made using my brother's phone number.

They are demanding for 50m.

My dad called back and the number was unreachable.

The kidnap took place around 9am on Sunday Morning, his car was found close to Y junction in Nkwelle, Oyi local government area of Anambra State.

An eyewitness informed us that he was double crossed by a hilux with armed men in military outfits, he was not alone in the car, he was on his way to church with a girl and they were both taken.

This is the recorded call that was made to my dad and a video of where his car was found.

@HarrisonBbi18 @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @AnambraNewMedia @CCSoludo

[Nans @nansbello]

Coming back to laugh at how fucked we actually are. This was a statement released on the official account of the PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA. Not his personal account. The official account of the president.
Again, our country is being run by abject fools being advised by bigger fools🫩

[27. @dimvji]

back where i belong (in bed)

[Topz @tophz_]

Game of Thrones set the bar so high that nothing I’ve watched since has come close. Am I missing a series that can actually compete?

[SG @04gully]

Idk who’s idea it was but having Messi, Mbappe and Haaland play in the same night was unbelievable scheduling.

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

The journey continues! 🇳🇴🌎

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

So far, so good 🇳🇴😅

[tiredboybrian🌵 @_Bryahn]

#whyalwayskwenu

[THEGRANDMABOY @TheGrandmaBoy]

A woman from Anambra state has been arrested for repeatedly heating a knife until it was extremely hot and then placing it on a young boy’s skin until his flesh began to peel.

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

It’s not Tribalism, it’s Statistics.

[YH @Yemihazan]

Oyo kids, 38 days in the bush now, under the rain & malnourushment.
Gradually creeping into 2 months.

APC is a cancerous party.

[Tex @TexTheLaw]

Dear Chukwuebuka…