Went from Pornhub straight to Instagram and the next thing I know I’m watching pimple popper reels with my dick still in my hand. Not feeling great about life in general as a result.
Only just now removed hand from cock to compose this tweet.
When a woman eats a salad, she poops it out of her vagina.
When a woman eats a cheeseburger, she shits it out her asshole.
Hence the terms:
“Toss my salad”
vs.
“Toss my sweet purple slimey cheeseburger”