Cal

sheesh

[Cal @_CALIMARI]

Today in Calc this girl next to me farted and the class looked our way, so I said excuse me. I’ve never seen someone look so thankful

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

I’M ACTING A FOOL TOMORROW 🤣🤣🤣

[Paul T. Graham @PaulTGraham]

His knee is not down. He’s running a fake!

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

He must have been drunk😂

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

How did a monkey ride up on a mini bike and try to swipe a kid? WTF😳😳😳😳

[nobody @thiqviq]

“Hey, don’t do that. That’s stupid” -a real friend

[STARDUST @6starman]

Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man we cancelling sporting events, school, office work, etc etc. What we really need to cancel is 2020! 🤦🏾‍♂️. Damn it’s been a rough 3 months. God bless and stay safe🙏🏾

[Excision @Excision]

How am I just now seeing this, I knew parrots headbang but this one is perfect

[Adam Bradtmueller @Abradt_]

This man is taking the Olympic Year seriously😤 #Tokyo2020

[blink-182 @blink182]

gonna tell my kids that this was blink 182

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Not true. Peyton is the better golfer right now. He’s had much more practice these past few years.

[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

RIP KOBE , SO SAD , SUCH A SAD DAY N SAD NEWS , WE LOVE U

[Kyle Cooper @thekylecoop]

“University of South Florida isn’t exactly in south Florida, but when it was built it was named so because it was the southernmost public university at the time in the state university system”

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

👀

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

“I’m not scared of you” 😂😂

https://t.co/j1SUB8wZTG

[qherip 🇲🇽🇵🇸 @herihdz17]

dear iran,

dis the map btw