Max

Et lux in tenebris lucet, et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt.

[Market Rebellion @MarketRebels]

TASNIM: THE RESISTANCE FRONT AND IRAN HAVE SET THEIR AGENDA TO COMPLETELY BLOCK THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AND ACTIVATE OTHER FRONTS, INCLUDING THE BAB EL-MANDEB STRAIT

"Peace for our time" Neville Chamberlain

[GlobalMacroZen @GlobalMacroZen]

#Iran update: TASNIM NEWS AGENCY DENIED SAUDI MEDIA REPORTS CLAIMING IRAN HAD AGREED TO REMOVE HIGH-LEVEL ENRICHED URANIUM FROM THE COUNTRY, CALLING THE REPORTS FALSE AND PART OF “PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATIONS.”TASNIM SAID THE CURRENT MEMORANDUM CONTAINS NO COMMITMENT BY IRAN TO WITHDRAW NUCLEAR MATERIAL, ADDING THAT CLAIMS ATTRIBUTED TO “IRANIAN SOURCES” BY AL-HADATH WERE FABRICATED AND NOT BASED ON ACTUAL NEGOTIATION TERMS.

[Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson]

Breaking News!
Code Yikes!

May 21st saw yet another daily record for the global sea surface temperature, with El Nino just getting started.

And the other 3 lines in that snapshot? 2023, 2024 and 2025.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus died for your sins but he still thinks you’re a bunch of assholes.

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

"Mom, how did we get so rich?"

"Your father invested early in SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic, then dumped his shares on retail at IPO"

[pika capital @pikacap]

If you’re paying $150 for Popeyes chicken tenders, you deserve to be taxed at a 99.9% effective rate

[Max @_CB01]

@alon_mizrahi

[Max @_CB01]

@jasonlbritt Algos DGAF. Headline sentiment positive. Bonds up as well on same shit.

[Max @_CB01]

30s testing 5.15 again. Rejection may be slightly bullish, but shit's hedline driven so its all a coin toss.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

Hey Markwayne Mullin…. did you know Trump wants to reward the thugs for making you shit your pants Jan 6th?

[Max @_CB01]

Great for morale.

[Max @_CB01]

@zhtroll I'd rather buy Anthropic. OAI is shit.

[Max @_CB01]

Top is in

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*OPENAI PREPARES IPO EXPECTING TO VALUE IT AT MORE THAN $1T: FT

[Max @_CB01]

@TheStalwart No, its the destitution these people are facing because of AI and limited opportunities where 10s of millions will lead worse lives than their parents so like 50 guys can add 100 yards to their net worth.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

BAILEY: WE ARE NOT SEEING DISORDERLY CONDITIONS IN THE GILT MARKET

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

According to the official Israeli line IDF soldiers are only sexually assaulting each other in large numbers and not Palestinians.

[Ed Bradford @Fullcarry]

Cheapest 5s vs 2s and 10s this year

[Max @_CB01]

5 delta strike last week is 12 delta this week and price on 104p 38dte +450%. shit should not be happening on the long end tbh

[Max @_CB01]

Eh, regular buyers dont have the liquidity needed to absorb liquidity needs from EMs who will continue selling their T holdings as energy crisis prolongs. Partially inflation driven, but also ME and Asian holders selling. Basis trade not doing it any favour either.