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It's been a while.

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You know what's ironic about private equity guys? They all need a kick in their privates.

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VC's are worse than women. All are leading you to believe you'll get laid but you're left holding your nuts in hand when it comes down to it

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I love plowing a good fart into my chair seconds before my assistant comes in.

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#blackberry reminds me of directtv cards that went down back in the day... "who's got a fix"

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what @blackberry really needs is Lazaridis to step down. The first clue? The device has features made for a holster. Who the hell uses that?

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Breaking: IT guy resigned. Thanks for saving me the severance pay I was planning on paying you. You may now resume your day.

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Facebook at $41 Billion valuation. Whats next, 4Square turning down $100M acquisition offers? Oh, wait a minute. FML

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Someone unfollowed me. I must be doing things right around here then.

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@shwong and a fad.

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Cleaners set off the alarm again. FML

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@shwong attaboy.

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Another day another dollar. Marketing, IT & Sales all have hands out today for more budget spend. Lets spin the bottle to see who wins. NONE

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@shwong You know it minion. Now get back to WORK

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@shwong We're all pricks deep down. #thepointertoliveby

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@JustinFlitter SHIT.

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4square is the biggest P.O.S I've seen. Is this what my comrades are blowing their fund money on these days? 2011-2015 is going to be easy

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People tweeting about how productive their meetings are, deserve a bitch slap and a pink slip. #twitteretiquettebyCEO

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@shwong Well done.

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Hey, here's a fun thought for Tuesday morning. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR P.O.S BLOG. Stop marketing it, monetizing it and pushing links to me.