shhhwøng

[shhhwøng @shwong]

It takes two hands to clap.. but only one to punch

[shhhwøng @shwong]

Wow I hate traffic jams

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Tiada lagi pelekat 'roadtax', Jabatan Pengangkutan Jalan (JPJ) perkenal strategi pendigitalan.

#AWANInews

[gone! now christinedaae @ bsky 👋🏼 ✌🏼 @FujikakeRin]

anyway as someone who was married for seven years and is now in the middle of a divorce, here is a list of things I wish I’d paid more attention to/done differently

hopefully this advice can help

[Nicky Gumbel @nickygumbel]

If God answers ‘Yes’, He is increasing your faith. If ‘Wait’, He is increasing your patience. If ‘No’, He has something better for you.

[Grace🇲🇾 @G_Kay5]

Anthony Loke is that one overachiever who not only hands in his assignment early, he does extra work and asks the teacher for more work.

The rest of his classmates are just struggling with their basic assignment.

[Adam Ming 🦊🐰 @AdamMingArt]

I’ve got very little talent … about 2 pages worth, but I try to put all of it on each page, so you get your money’s worth :)

[Anne Louis @sangria200]

#MalaysiaMadaniFail alert

So this happened few days back at SMK IJ Convent, Johor Bahru, which upset & outraged non-Muslim parents and students👇🏽

School held overnight 2D1N SPM bengkel exam prep for Muslim students only at a hotel, announcing it as for Agama-subject students

[Christina Holland 🐀 @americanwombat]

So when I was a kid, we had HBO, and we had a VCR, and my dad diligently recorded what appeared to me to be every single movie playing on HBO until our entire hall closet was a movie library full of VHS tapes. It only occurs to me now to ask, was that normal?

[nazferatu 🍉 @nzranasr]

This demonstrates the psyche of a lot of Malay-Muslims (or I think a lot of Muslims in general)

That are sins that are so steeped in our culture, that they're seen as more "forgivable" eg corruption.

Hence the "tiers"

[Alariko @Alariko_]

Happy #PortfolioDay

[shhhwøng @shwong]

Can’t decide between 1g OG Kush or a McDonald’s value meal for 500 baht…

[shhhwøng @shwong]

Omelettes and shrimps

[shhhwøng @shwong]

Learning, requires the humility to realize one has something to learn.

[shhhwøng @shwong]

It is when we lack competence that we’re most likely to be brimming with overconfidence

[Alvin KCS @AlvinKCS]

Malaysians giving shit to Jay Chou for having a concert when they want to watch football. Jay Chou responded in Mandarin saying he doesnt mind postponing. Malaysians asking why did he respond in Chinese, not realizing that they wrote to him in Malay in the first place...

[shhhwøng @shwong]

Ban YouTube!

[Daddy Badri Bunny 🐰 @mabitxch]

Wife curang then marah sebab kena game dengan scandal.

Husband pissed at the scandal and learned to make homemade bomb on YouTube.

Both of them plan to murder to him.
What in the lovers to enemies back to lovers plot is this!!!! Outsold gone girl fr

[Eva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar]

Sperm count has declined by 51,6% between 1973 and 2018 worldwide.

Testosterone levels are down by 60%.

Birth rates have ‘suddenly’ plummeted in the past 2 years.

And 45% of women between the ages of 25 and 44 are expected to be childless & single by 2030.

Alarming, isn’t it?

[Hannah Yeoh @hannahyeoh]

Beginilah:
1. Kuasa Menteri tu tak boleh disalahgunakan.
2. Konsert Jay Chou itu world tour dan 45,000 tiket sudah dijual.
3. Axiata Arena hanya boleh muat 13,000.
4. Nak keluarkan kenyataan politik, kena rajin check fakta dulu.

[Afif @afifster]

Wait. Saudi actually banned @abdulhadiawang from coming to "tanah suci"?

Phew that must be a slap in the face, aku yang atheist ni pun boleh masuk lagi 😂😂

[The Crypto Dog 📈 @TheCryptoDog]

After a many years long addiction to cannabis, I have really been enjoying moderation since "quitting."

I have just a small amount, few grams, every 2-4 months or so.

Incredible to have beaten addiction without saying goodbye forever, thought I might have had to.