Carajane

[Beth 🏳️‍⚧️💜 @pickle_bee]

Here is the total length of the anti choice protest happening outside of Queen Elizabeth Hospital just next to the maternity ward where patients are being treated right now.

This is what it's like to walk past them.

#BufferZonesNow

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

Robbers is without a doubt THE best 1975 song

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

Why is getting a taxi home the hardest challenge in the world

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

@Newcastleutd24 I appreciate that and don’t expect it to. But 1 train an hour after 7 is not ideal for people who use the service to commute to work. I was also not the only person at the station waiting on the train 🤷‍♀️

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

Shout out to @ScotRail for changing their timetables meaning when I finish work at 7 on a Monday I can’t get a train home until 7:55 🙃🙃🙃

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

@ScotRail 7:28 from bishopbriggs

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

There is a special place in hell for people who post movie/tv show spoilers

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

Honestly can’t take anymore bad news

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

💗

[Dr Tim Galsworthy @TimGalsworthy]

Me watching the Bake Off final next week without Jurgen #GBBO

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

@rebecca_3699 Just shoot for the moon, if you fail you’ll land among the stars ⭐️

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

@rebecca_3699 You look sad. Don’t worry be happy 🥰

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

It also took me 2 hours to get home from work last night which usually takes me 20 minutes

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

Why have scotrail been cancelling all the trains that stop at bishopbriggs?! 45 mins wait for a train that will make me late to work 🙃

[Anne Hegerty @anne_hegerty]

You're quite right, Daily Express, I no longer speak to her. This could have something to do with her having died in 1999.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

What if, and hear me out, you could get, let me finish, a train, hear me out, on a Sunday

[Carajane @_CJStevenson]

My washing machine breaking down and spending most of the day on the phone to arrange an engineer is not how I planned my lazy Tuesday 😭