Cameron Hixenbaugh

Coolest thing since sliced bread.

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Tip: If you sit on your hand 15 mins before your final, it feels like someone else is destroying your future.

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Preparing for election results like

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Just passed a guy throwing fists viciously at nothing. Tampa you never cease to surprise me

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@MitchRecinos not even close to the amount I've spent lol

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Mike: "how much are u gambling today"

Me: "the rest of it"

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Was just informed that I rode a mechanical bull with a cigar in my mouth last night #GoBulls

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Update: half alive and looking for more rum

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*Me when I have class*
Body: you need to hibernate all day

*Me when I have nothing to do*
Body: wake up at 6:00 and let's be productive!!

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I like New York, but I walked 10 1/2 miles today💀

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@_Cameron_21 I also feel like I was kicked in the mouth several times

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Getting my wisdom teeth out is the first non-drinking related blackout I've experienced

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Getting my wisdom teeth removed Wednesday😳

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@mic_mcallister @BleacherReport @Cajun_73 lol pretty much. Working out only shoulders and legs

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Talk about we a lot, oh you speak French now?

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What a way to end your career

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Prof: I got lucky last night-
*entire class claps and cheers*

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This girl keeps twerking in the mirror after every set of squats. #PracticeMakesPerfect

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A little part of me dies every time I have to pay rent.

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@_Cameron_21 #GoBulls

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Guy: can I use a mechanical pencil
Prof: you need a pencil
Guy: is mechanical alright?
Prof: you need a pencil and calculator
Guy 2: a pen?