Kola Oladejo

God's unique tool... #ManUtd

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

...and the FGN still uses taxpayers' monies to rehabilitate them💔💔.

[Bishop @BishopPOEvang]

This morning, around 3 a.m., Boko Haram launched an attack on a Nigerian military position. They took their time to kill Nigerian soldiers, which could be seen as a methodical execution.

They brutally murdered about 8 Nigerian military officers, beheading some, seemingly without any regard for the consequences.

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

@FabrizioRomano @marcosbenito9 Why is Real Madrid buying Liverpool's deadwoods... why is the club signing its way into calamity all in the name of buying cheap?

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Politics in Nigeria was never this bitter, divisive, nonchalant, and deceitful until the coming of this man they are all standing on his mandate💔💔💔

[Peoples Gazette @GazetteNGR]

Oyo Abduction: Tinubu inherited security challenges from PDP govt, says Nuhu Ribadu
https://t.co/XYxywC0x5p

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

@hilda_adaora They honestly can't wait to say, "we told you so"... They want to be right at all times

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Dear @StanbicIBTC

I hope we can close this case today after acknowledging receipt of your much awaited confirmation from Access Bank.

Every minute counts at this point. Kindly do the needful.

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Dear @StanbicIBTC, my ENBLOC application has been pending with you for a month now despite my plea for an urgent processing. You claimed @myaccessbank was holding up the processing (as attached). Now that Access Bank has provided an email for related correspondence, what next?

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

EFCC channelling its inner strength to chase yahoo boys while politicians loot our treasury dry....

Na wa o

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

10 Nigerian is trending because 6 in 10 students are yahoo boys, according to EFCC boss Ola Olukoyede who raised the alarm will speaking at conference in Kano.

For instance, UNILAG had an estimated minimum of 35,000 students in 24/25. By the EFCC logic 21,000 of them are yahoo yahoo, leaving only 14,000 decent students.

Obafemi Awolowo University had about 32,000 students for 24/25 session. According to EFCC 19,200 of them are yahoo yahoo.

The EFCC boss said his statistics comes from a research covering one year, which showed 6 in 10 students were into fraud, and some into yahoo plus.

He described the entire situation as “disturbing.” Adding that some of them placed thier lecturers on payroll and removed focus on education.

He called for the use of AI to improve transparency, detect fraud, and enhance financial accountability across tertiary institutions.

Nigerians are in total disagreement with his statistics and demanding the source of his data. While many argued that if 6/10 students are fraudsters, 9/10 politicians too are criminals.

Recall, last year Ola Olukoyede also said Yahoo boys are the ones blocking foreign investors from investing in Nigeria.

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[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Last 5 EPL matches....as at end of WK34 #ManUtd

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

@SimplyUtd Honestly, £50M - £60M is fine for Baleba... He is not a "must have" player!!!

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

@SimplyUtd Vitek is the future... why sell him? A fantastic goalie 👏

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

@UtdFaithfuls @FabrizioRomano This is another Djemba Djemba in the making... United need players that are consistent at top level.

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Dear @GloWorld,

I am sick of your illegal deductions. Why am I always getting these deductions even without any active subscription?

I once complained about this and it stopped... only for it to continue again.

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

INEC is defending like APC.... shadow marking😃😃. It's very obvious they belong to same camp.

Rather that simply state the facts when confronted with the truth, they get agitated and start to stammer.

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Dear @StanbicIBTC,

My enbloc application has been pending with you for weeks now. Despite its "REVIEWED" status on the app, your team keeps telling me it is being reviewed.

WHAT EXACTLY is holding it up? I don't want the corporate slang, "we are working on it".

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Shouting "APC" at ADC convention😃😃....

When you have jumped parties too many times you don't even remember which one you currently belong.

Example of a typical Nigerian politician.

[Vanguard Newspapers @vanguardngrnews]

VIDEO: Former APC Chieftain John Oyegun shouts "APC" at ADC National Convention

Credit: NJENJE media tv

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

No way you defend this administration and its agents of darkness without sounding stupid.

So these digital impersonators knew Amupitan would become INEC chair in 2026 way back 2022?

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

“Digital impersonators used Joash Amupitan’s actual email and phone numbers to create that twitter account, because they are publicly available. It doesn’t belong to him.”

— INEC ICT Director, Lawrence Bayode

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

@channelstv They will soon tell us @grok is an ADC member 😃😃😃

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

This is what the useless opposition parties should do...

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Too much “Suits” caused this. 😊

Idealistic scenario

Get the INEC chairman on a stand to debunk the allegations under oath then start producing all the evidences against him beyond a reasonable doubt.

Once it’s clear he’s perjured himself then he gets sent to prison.

Lawyers, that’s how it is Yh?

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

Content creators have created more awareness in this regard than the useless opposition parties.

[PJ ✂️ @OAeoleon]

Nigerian Politician Profile:

Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London

Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated

Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault

Country — Managed remotely.

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.

[Kola Oladejo @_Capello]

@jideunconformed It wasn't this bad until this useless administration hijacked power and started setting dangerous precedents.

Watch out for the level of violence that would be displayed in the coming elections with many non state actors already given the licence to kill.