Cat

I cry from laughing so hard at Twitter...

[Cat @_CatCas]

They’re not that unhinged, just random but here we go a day late:

What’s the equivalent of a pandemic baby but like mainly all your post grad years have been in a pandemic so at work you’re really used to heavily relying on technology/Microsoft teams for collaboration

[Cat @_CatCas]

I think I’m gonna do the 25 days of Christmas but an unhinged version and post all my drafts

[Cat @_CatCas]

ouchie

[tori YASMIN DAY @sourclois]

you seem pretty prone to procrastination for a girl so scared of failure

[GFed🇺🇸 @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Busy Bea, CPA @BusyBeaCPA]

If you're starting a business, do this immediately:

1️⃣ Open a business bank account
2️⃣ Track every expense
3️⃣ Save for taxes
4️⃣ Separate personal & business money
This alone prevents most tax headaches.

[lina. @alinakshf]

talent being recognised, the world is healing.

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

There's never been a perfect March Madness bracket and yet every year I have the hubris to think that I will be the first one to do it despite not having watched a single college basketball game all year

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

My life was filmed for a year and a half. It was weird, difficult, and genuinely beautiful to experience. I’m excited for you guys to see it too. This documentary captures so much more than I ever thought the world would see about myself, my creative journey and my family. I am nervous about it because it’s personal and some things I touch on are painful to think about and be reminded of. I remember though that anything scary or hard is usually worth sharing with the world. Maybe it will reach one of you in a time when you need it. Maybe you’ll see some of your own family in mine. Either way, I hope you love it. Noah Kahan: Out of Body, out April 13 on @netflix

[Cat @_CatCas]

my thr eads have been popping off lately and sometimes you just need to cross over to get to the fright audience I guess - you’ll always be my first love Twitter

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Girl to girl: normalize rebranding your whole self in your 30s bc in your 20s you were on autopilot.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

And for the lady, a 23-hour day of recognition?

[taoki @justalexoki]

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

can I ask a dumb question…

what’s the K for “thousand” stand for

[Cat @_CatCas]

changed my life forever today hehehe 🤪

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Trader Joe's is like if if a grocery store was your friend who studied abroad and made it their entire personality.

[bri @bribrisimps]

sorry USA winning both women’s and men’s ice hockey against canada WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRR

[El Charolastra @charolastra_mtl]

CONDONES AGOTADOS EN LA VILLA OLÍMPICA

Se han agotado los condones gratuitos en la Villa Olímpica

Los atletas agotaron el stock estratégico (10.000 anticonceptivos) en un tiempo récord de tres días.

Los organizadores se encontraron en una posición bastante incómoda y prometieron una nueva tanda, pero el momento aún no está claro, informa La Stampa.

A modo de comparación, en los Juegos Olímpicos de París de 2024 se distribuyeron 300.000 preservativos a los atletas.

La tradición de repartir anticonceptivos existe desde 1988 y se interrumpió solo una vez: en los Juegos de Tokio 2020, debido al COVID.

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

“I hate Valentine’s Day because I’m single, it’s so commercialized, blah blah blah”
Skill issue.
Celebrate your friends. Bring your coworkers treats. Call your mom. Cook for yourself. Quit undervaluing platonic love and then wondering why you don’t have more of it in your life.

[Cat @_CatCas]

@Vasqueztres He added another date !!!

[Cat @_CatCas]

IMA LUCKY GIRL #NOAHKAHAN

[Cat @_CatCas]

trying so hard to move in silence rn buttttt

[Busy Bea, CPA @BusyBeaCPA]

Spreadsheets get a bad reputation…
but a good one can literally change your life.