Chico

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[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i do not have the capacity to carry dry conversations or engage in pointless interactions anymore. i have no interest in wasting my energy entertaining people who add zero value to my life.

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

hoe's gone die waiting for me to go out sad

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

y’all hate weird shit but y’all the weird shit

[OSAS🦅 @MrOGdiamond]

Normalize being verrrrry direct, verrrrry straight to the point and verrrrry assertive.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Aloof Wife @itisclive]

On my birthday this year, while we were still laying in bed, my partner pulled out a list of every single thing I accomplished since my last birthday and read it to me, btw.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

idc what anybody says, people were not this weird before covid

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

I love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

only thing I’m doing in 2026 is showing people i meant what the fuck i said

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Stop abbreviating shit, bro said "dyktmm?"

mf do I know the muffin man?

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro last night was an Untitled Document

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

I'm about to start telling people “as long as that makes sense to you”when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

[tana @bodeinebrazy888]

Before you beef with me know i am deeply malicious to my core once upset

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

[♰ @reeceollld]

just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that