you're telling me candace owens and charlie kirk were queerplatonically having a kiki. they were being gay and evil. she was eating coochie off the bone. what the fuck is happening.
Mother—
Grave news from the Philadelphia encampment.
Their men arrived boasting of Brotherly Love, yet depart coughing, trembling & unable to look one another in the eye.
The medics have reached a diagnosis: A severe Case of the Keenums.
There is no known cure.
—CW