C. Edwards

O-H-I-O🌰🌰

[🃏lifepilled joycel🃏 @dyslexicgoatz]

this is what is sounds like to be assailed by an army of evil skeletal minions

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

"He's just a friend"

Put him on speaker and tell him you're horny.

[HERE TO COOK @HERETOCOOK001]

Cheating on your girlfriend because you have the money is valid.

[❤️ @aryan_miracle]

SHE USED TO BE A CHILD YOU SICK FUCK

[016🍃🗿 @_Pengman]

when my future wife says "who's a good boy, come to mommy" and my son starts walking towards her

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

We literally do, the problem is that it typically gives women the ick so we have to pretend to want to choke you instead

[gucci store majority shareholder @AdamdotH]

MCAFFEE: I AM *JACKED* TO BE IN BA-TAWN ROUGE LOU-EAZY-ANNA. THESE ARE MY PEOPLE

SABAN: They’d kill you with rocks

HOWARD: [stilted laughter]

HERBSTREIT: In theory, if Burger King were to send me coupon in the mail, I would use them

MCAFFEE: [climbing chair] HEYYYYYYY-OOOOOOO

[Tony on the boat @realfromtheboat]

5 things I’m looking forward to this month:

1. Football
2. Betting on football
3. Watching football
4. Fantasy football
5. Football

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i fucks with you heavy my liege

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Timothy Ray Jones Jr. strangled his 5 kids to death during schizophrenic psychosis

The jury deliberated for 2 hours

He got the death penalty

[Toad @LearnToToad]

The men on the Clancy jury should keep mentioning how hot they think she is in order to reverse psychology the female jurors into hating her

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

There's been a distinct lack of secrets behind waterfalls in video games lately.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

If I die because some brainless bitch is doing this tomfoolery i will haunt her SO BADLY there will be a six film franchise about it.

[! @grey990s]

Yeah because I’m about to go to war and ain’t no telling if ima make it back home

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

A massive Ohio State home game not getting Big Nooned™️ is arguably bigger news than LSU vs SEC

[Covie @covie_93]

Jailing another country's president for breaking US law while refusing to hold the US president accountable for breaking US law is.......strange.

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Lindsay Clancy’s jury consists of 3 men and 9 women. That’s why what would’ve been a swift guilty verdict, has spun into days of deliberation.

3 men are trapped to convincing 9 rеtаrded women that horoscopes, vibes and true crime podcasts don’t justify premeditated child mսrdеr.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

That helmet in Tom Brady’s closet