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Georgia Southern Alum| Civil Engineer ⚙️| Sports Parlay Savant

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

intro had no business going this hard

[MB @CouldbeBoogie]

Raising Kanan spoilers at 11:15am, find employment man

[Zach Reger @zachreger18]

“It’s the Hall of Fame Game, there’s no way you’re actually betting on this.”

Me:

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

i am NOT gonna be a cocomelon parent…you gon sit down and watch prime megatron cutups

[motHER Teresa 💟👑 @reallildebbie2]

Call me what you want but i support that no bonnets or durags in class policy they implementing. 🌚

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Doomsday rewatch schedule. #WeWillBeThere

[Goo. @Goo_FuRY]

I been laughing at this shit for 5 minutes LMFAOOOOO

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Teams treating this nigga like he the hash slinging slasher

[DUBBY @DubDotDUBBY]

Don't start playing Dynasty, you'll be at the menus combing through 3 star athletes for hours...there's always something you're missing

[King Of Stanton Rd 🔴🔱⚫️ @MackNSweetJones]

Nigga weird

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[JR Levert @JRho_11]

You know how cold you gotta be to be in the NBA at 5'5????????

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[Yesjulz @YesJulz]

Does everyone understand how absolutely insane this is?!

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

I will literally never forgive Dan Quinn or that bum ass OC for calling a pass play, with under 4 mins to play, when you have an ALL PRO KICKER inside the 30 to ice the game.

Worst call I’ve ever seen.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

pay solid attention;

an average millionaire is 40 not 23
an average billionaire is 55 not 35
the average age to buy a house is 35 not 25
most men hit their peak confidence at 32 not in their 20s
it takes the average person 66 days to build a habit not 7
the average ceo is 57 not 30
most people meet their life partner after 27 not 18
the average successful business takes 5-7 years not 6 months
most people don’t know what they want until they’re 30 not at graduation

stop letting social media brainwash you. you are not behind, you’re on your own track. live it ❤️

[Dr. Profit🩺 @DoctorProfit]

I didn’t even know this beef existed. This is real hate. 7 games of this please.