Craig Stanley

writer, producer, photographer, & so much more

[Craig Stanley @_CraigStanley]

@Buchanan_615 I randomly came across this because "Mr. Feeny" was trending. Anyway, I'm going to use the Stairmaster next visit to the gym just because of this tweet, thanks.

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@beyswede ummmmm

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@hayasaka_aryan lol the nerve!!!!!

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@IAmShannonAli Blocked lol

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@YSLONIKA Well Wayne definitely killed it lol

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@843KT I like this lol you just put me on

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@NASTlESTONE This is amazing

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@Fm3l ok wow i've never seen the show and THIS is hilarious

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@kristinaajay wow! thank you for unlocking a critical part of my childhood, completely unexpected and makes my day/week/month/year!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Real life video game. 😂

A man who wants to have fun crossing the overpass.

[Craig Stanley @_CraigStanley]

@TYRISPRINT wait wait wait who is this, what's going on?

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@PopBase so close, so close

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@EboneeDavis I call it boundaries but go off

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@ChloeBailey @BiznessBoi love it

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

A TikTok that captures our national anomie and restlessness (as well as our lost Chapstick)...this is cinema

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Sam Altman @sama]

no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want

[KENDRICK’S AURA @kennyrealworld1]

Lmao😭😭🔥🔥

[👽brittny pierre🪩 @sleep2dream]

tubi aint glitch or freeze this entire game. never disrespect tubi ever again.