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[Garret Lewis @GarretLewis]

Darth Vader told the San Diego city council he is in favor of flock cameras! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[GUCCE @gucceCU]

Deshaun Watson:

[Eileen Left @EileenLeftPA]

Trump has been a conman his whole life.

In a questionable "coincidence," the trump administration announced it was importing "ground beef" the same day they were exposed for slaughtering our wild horses.

Know your meat.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Q: On the beef deal, which countries did you make the deal with?

Trump: I don’t want to say.

[Fenty Jr.🧞 @Helaindiividual]

@factpostnews “Instead of peer-reviewed and evidence-backed medical science” 🫩

[Rōnin🇩🇴 @yovaniJr_]

Me before deciding which thumb to put in her butt

[Twon | 00.sol @TwonXBT]

New favorite conspiracy just dropped

[Jay🤟🏾 @2WayJay2]

😭

[. @m0chatyme]

This is the releast shit I ever heard oh my god

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

brain-rot videos literally suppress activity in the parts of your brain responsible for cognitive control, the systems that help you resist impulses

fascinating

if used properly, short-form video seems almost perfectly designed as a cyberweapon: capture attention, weaken cognitive control, then control what millions of people see next and what they will impulsively act on

good thing nobody would ever build something like that lol

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[LIFE @Podcastvault101]

get obsessed with ideas that change how you see the world: neuroplasticity, subconscious conditioning, game theory, quantum physics, radical optimism, human behavior.

feed your mind better ideas long enough, and eventually you start becoming a different person.

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Damn. Pretty soon, the only thing we'll be able to eat is ass.

[!Nspirenaire〽️ @Inspirenaire]

I had my children do the pledge loan from Navy Fed!! It's a real great thing to do!!!!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s fucking perfect.

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

A delusional bitch worst nightmare 🤣

[B1G_Ryan @B1G_Ryan]

He was Jesus in cleats, we’ve never seen anyone better