Daniel Knight

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[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

@_beckywest @_DHOTYA

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

Check his hard drive now

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

#Coronation
Penny oh Penny
Your slender fingers grasping the firm girth of such a hard sword.
You stood like a goddess.
Squirrel oh squirrel
Your loins
Your cheeks
Our Boudicca
This erect weapon of our King was yours
It stood proud in your caress
My breath was baited
Bless you👑

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

Guarantee loads of fat gammon head weirdos do a selfie video saying this and toasting a pint of Carling after it

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud:

“I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ladies and gentlemen - Jon fucking Stewart. 🔥

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy cow this is good.

Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"What a pr*ck."

"F*ck you Rishi Sunak, and f*ck the Tories."

Simon Pegg isn't a fan of the PM's compulsory maths plan for pupils.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

In June 2017 309 MPs voted to give nurses a proper pay rise. 323 MPs voted against it, including every Tory MP except one.

When the result of the vote was announced & the Tories found they had succeeded in blocking the nurses pay rise, they cheered.

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Netflix trying to convince the Witcher fan base that Liam Hemsworth is a good replacement for Henry Cavill

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

@matty_egan White girl tweet

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

New series of Grey's Anatomy sounds shit

[Pamela Fitzpatrick @pamelafitz4HW]

From Mick Lynch. Solidarity @RMTunion

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

Quality content

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

@_beckywest Bit early to start your Christmas wishlist isn't it

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

there's a cost of living crisis and instead of using his fame, privilege, wealth, access and platform to agitate for those who are starving, malnourished and impoverished, he's using it to fight the cheap meals many have to use to survive. bell end.

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

@ladbible @courtneyw00dman

[Kaj-Erik Eriksen®️ @KajEriksen]

I love it when Phil Collins trends because I get to post this gem:

(Volume up)

[Daniel Knight @_DanKnight]

@_beckywest @josheyb03 Not this year they didn't fit 🍻

[cal @callummccolgan]

sending that reading that
drunk text drunk text