Just trying to figure out this crazy thing called life. Obsessed with art, music, fishing, and the outdoors. Sharing stupid stuff, 140 characters at a time.
Just wondering how Bryce Harper can take a 97 mph pitch to the face and walk away basically unscathed but when I got hit in the face while playing pitch & catch with my big brother in high school, I came out looking like this. (Side note, super glad he's okay!)
Thanks to my friends @Fanatics we will be giving away a brand new Reverse Retro Blues signed by me! We’ll be picking a winner next week!
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@nickalodeann@sadgirlterra THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER. Literally need you as a body guard every time I enter in the ocean now. IT LITERALLY SQUISHED BETWEEN MY TOES.
So, I wore white jeans today and when my boyfriend walked through the door he looked me up and down and said "You look like the Michelin man." Anyone wanna teach @DoubleG124 the proper way to greet a girl? 😒