Thomas

@sadegirlterra's dogs father, and male nurse.

All opinions/statements are my own and not representative of my Employer.

[Thomas @barrettmarksman]

Me getting up for work after not dying in my sleep

[Thomas @barrettmarksman]

@GeneralSamsSec

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

It’s friggin’ frigid.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

in october 2021 i had such a transcendently good piece of pumpkin pie w/ a dense texture. i got obsessed with trying to recreate it every fall for the next three years. anyway, i finally nailed it. here's the recipe–pumpkin pie with orange zest and cardamom whipped cream

[do you feel like you’re a part of it? @NONBlNARY]

I FOUND IT

[Thomas @barrettmarksman]

@JimSt_ @uncledoomer Very Jim lahey coded.

[patriachatpirat @patriachatpirat]

warum served mein schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot?

[Jeremy Wilcox @jwilcox79]

Definitely a lot of economic complaining in the Biden era that was in this specific genre of posts:

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Have these people been awake this last decade? The aw shucks routine is so tired.

You got in bed with a clown now put on the big red nose and the makeup this is life now.

[Thomas @barrettmarksman]

@TheChowderhead As a person who's 29 and just started overwatch I need therapy

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

It will be just like the 50s where he’s a closeted homosexual and she’s addicted to amphetamines!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Listening to @jonstewart is more worthwhile than listening to any political pundit in America (including me!)

[Thomas @barrettmarksman]

@DanielK92586285 @AllThatandMoore @GeneralSamsSec ?

[geo @geo__jpg]

This is what $195 worth of groceries look like. It’s ridiculous 🤦‍♂️

[marlon wayans @MarlonWayans]

WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.

[Thomas @barrettmarksman]

@99_runecrafting @EliotETC Bro.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I cannot breathe 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀💀