Danny Perez

Comedian/Writer. Follow him on facebook for a full bio and list of gigs!

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My friend B-Mittens and I hung out at the Logan blvd communal area tonight. He doesn’t like the cold to much
@SenSanders
#BernieSanders #BMittens

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Somewhere in the world there’s a foreign military selling off their tanks, cannons and planes for MAGA/Trump gear. Who knew invasion could be so easy?

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Yo... @abisanchezcomedy just won HBO Latinos StandUp comedy competition...who said this year was gonna suck! Congrats Abi! ✊🏽🇵🇷 https://t.co/UIDrU22hAi

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@Sweethearteds Hey...let’s sell these turnips!

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What if a super hornet squared off with a Corona Virus Bat in an “No Holds Barred” cage match? #WWE #coronavirus

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@deandoesnotknow I’m frantically calling friends and DMing girls I don’t know on my social media to ask if CJ is on their island 🤣...the struggle is REAL! #ACNH #DODOCODE

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@jack4on Hey what’s that Dodo code?

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@Mary_Czarnowski 98 for turnips on mine

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@YTlyfe_KH I’m from Chicago...we don’t trust people lol

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@YTlyfe_KH How do you prevent people from just walking off with the item. Lol

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@YTlyfe_KH Wait...what’s a cataloging party? Lol...started the game 2 weeks ago. Lbvs

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@Treatscraft You stole my birthday party plans. We can only have one April 27th Birthday in this world and that’s reserved for ME! 🤣

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Only Chicagoens will understand. 🤣
#LoriLookin
#lorilightfoot https://t.co/Xs3lxjNAxW

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Like and share if you know the struggle...
#covid_19 https://t.co/qVJ8fedeJ4

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Just posted a photo @ Ponce, Puerto Rico https://t.co/zHZneyr1DW

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FACTS: You know you're about to get good deals on skirt steak and avocados if your grocery has mismatched carts without their logo and candle aisle a half block long. 🤣 — at Carniceria Jimenez https://t.co/LLJwCUJX2P

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Sometimes, when I’m bored, I walk into Target with khakis and a red polo just to send people to the opposite end of the store. Oh you want diapers? That’s in automotive right next to the Pokémon cards.🤣

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/JZHYiT65Nj

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Even when I'm wrong, I'm right! That's my new slogan for 2020 🤣🤣🤣 — in Chicago https://t.co/gXwR9OPrgC

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But at least she was warm, had plenty of outfit options and could feed off the bed bugs 🤣 https://t.co/YCEIk3Sbs3