Dan Elliott

Singer at Songwriter.

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Dear @SecondCaptains,

Can Murph tell me if it is utterly preposterous that Cork v Donegal is 1) not on tv or GaaGo and 2) being played in Pairc Uí Rinn!? 😂

The GAA baffles me.

Sincerely,

A devout GAA fan/sceptic

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Ageing international footballers to their agents:

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

“That was awfully nice of you.”

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Yep.

[tedlassogif @tedlassogif]

hope brett goldstein had a great time this holiday season rewatching the muppet christmas carol repeatedly

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

@SecondCaptains @kenearlys Well, dang and blast it, I was at work.

Speaking of which, if you’d like some free music for the Second Captains Christmas party, please do give me a bell 😉

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Dear @SecondCaptains,

Can we please have @kenearlys’ take on the Napoleon film?

Sincerely,

Every Member of the World Service (EMWS) x

[Éireann Your Views @Intern_Fiachra]

For all future reports, news sites must publish the nationality of attackers so we know which violent crimes to riot over, otherwise we’ll end up rioting over attacks carried out by our own people and that would be embarrassing and very time consuming - we’d be rioting 24/7.

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Fucking poetry.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Your League Ones

as they stand this morning

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Dear @SecondCaptains, can we please get 5 football shows a week, every week?

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

There is so much soccer happening here

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

@kenearlys is screaming at his telly somewhere in Fairview rn.

@SecondCaptains

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

6 is the perfect number of chicken balls.

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

V excited for the new @watsoncomedian, what a super dude.

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

This is important. Also, support independent journalism.

⁦@barneyronay⁩ https://t.co/buDcqrdAl1

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

this is what i wanted to say but far better articulated

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Thanks @StefanTivodar!

[🔸 GoldenPlec 🔸 @GoldenPlec]

In Photos: @_Dansies performing at @WorkmansDublin Cellar with support from @Ryan_Acoustic

Photos by @StefanTivodar
https://t.co/ZkWuvarmuB

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Thanks man ❤️

@StefanTivodar

[Ştefan Tivodar @StefanTivodar]

Many colors shining in the tunes of @_Dansies tonight in @WorkmansDublin Cellar. 👏

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Playing @WorkmansDublin in a week, link on my bio for tickets.

Here’s one of the new ones x

[Dan Elliott @_Dansies]

Bahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhah

[Balls.ie @ballsdotie]

"... the most expensive Englishman in Premier League history"😂

Masterful work by the Six One sport team tonight on Declan Rice joining Arsenal.