Dark Alan

Unsolved Mystery

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@Biancaaa_23 Bitches ask this question with a straight face while their body count is 100

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@adamwetrust @downbadcomment Cuck dad

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@rawmilkhoney @CaudilloNuclear @Howlingmutant0 If you were a virgin he would do it within 8 months, not years

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@TicTocTick This clown really thinks he's buying all of them 😂

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@FL1X888 "for F1"

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@Guy128That @AllahPeno Stop lying incel

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@BowTiedBull Brutal

[redrum @griffisu]

cancelled a date cause she refused to cover my haircut transportation and outfit. honestly such a huge red flag def dodged a bullet there

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@Goatoftinder @MurrayHillGuy1 Did your wife's boyfriend approve of this post?

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@rashi__pandey_ Because you're not

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@JKaufmann123 @caitlin_mmm Correct

[emi エミ 🗝️🫟 (not my main) @keyokkud]

why are guys so obsessed with women giving birth to their children, why tf do u want kids in this economy and this society even

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Don’t worry about the outcome, there’s a lot of luck to that. Master the process. That is within your power.

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@kathitalareina Cause you do it with everyone, it's so over for you 😭

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@AntiFeminismAU This retard killed all my brain cells

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

When I go on dates, my woman pays

And she also gives me the 🐈

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

Posting her ass in bikinis and she wonders why she's single

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

@lillianisworld it was a bikini pic so it's definitely that deep

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

Scrolling, found something interesting, wanna send it to my gf, app refreshed and I lose the post

Uninstalling this piece of shit app again

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@buggirl Glad you figured it out 🕳️⛳

[Dark Alan @_DarkAlan_]

@venom1s Always the ugly ones