Ddarius

Petroleum manager👷
crocs lover👣
@Manutd fan

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Everyone at the club would like to thank Casemiro, Tyrell and Jadon for their contributions to United and wish them the very best of luck for the future 🤝

Once a Red, always a Red ❤Everyone at the club would like to thank Casemiro, Tyrell and Jadon for their contributions to United and wish them the very best of luck for the future 🤝

Once a Red, always a Red ❤Everyone at the club would like to thank Casemiro, Tyrell and Jadon for their contributions to United and wish them the very best of luck for the future 🤝

Once a Red, always a Red ❤️

[Eric @amerix]

Some lessons come at you in the name of severe illness, swollen testicles, a penis full of ulcers, and a hospital bill you can't afford.

This is when you will learn a painful lesson.

But for now, you are making fun thinking Amerix is a content creator.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

If she farted during penetration and you forgave her immediately, I will not spare you.

You're the problem.

I will not explain.

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

F**k amerix, Man look at the size of those big mommy milkers, those congo bongos. Those succulent suckers, milky wilkys honk honk jugga wuggas. Those bouncing biggalos, fat hooter shooters. Those big chubby chest cheeks. Those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS. Hey😍

[Eric @amerix]

Bibi yako akianza kupata pesa kukushinda, kwanza mshahara yenye ako sure kila mwezi itaingia, ataanza kukuona kama takataka mbele yake.

So, jipange mapema.

Jipange.

Be guided.

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

men who say this are so naive..Not every woman can convert her pussy into a meaningful economic venture.Some even don't get free dick..Its about luck

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

High Court today: unajua naweza kupiga na nikulipe na hakuna kitu utafanya, shika hii mia na uniondokee

[Skeka @realskeka]

Okay basi Mbiti, leta link nibuy iyo kitabu saii saii istg. Nataka kua na GLE by December 😂😂😂😭

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

😂

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

No money- Nairobi

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men ONLY,

When you were growing up, you dreamed of becoming somebody.

You had big plans, big goals, and big ambitions.

Today, where are you?

Did you make it, or did life humble you?

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I already told you, David Maraga is the biggest threat against Kasongo. The earlier you start seeing that, the better.

For those who keep asking me who to vote for in 2027, the ticket is right there. David Maraga and Sifuna as the DP.

[@cantonadevils @Cantonadevils]

Dear Manchester United fans.,

I won’t be tweeting for a while cause I have brain tumor.

I went to see my doctor 9 days ago.

I told him I have been have serious and repetitive migraines and he told me to do some scans and check up.

The result for the scan came out today and that I have brain tumor.

I am so shocked and left dumbfounded. I asked him what could be the cause of it.

My doctor asked if I have been hit on the head my any object.

I told him that the ball Gabriel shot from missing penalty kick against PSG in the champions league final was what hit my head 10 days ago.

I accept your prayers and wishes as I prepare for my surgery.😂

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

I feel so disappointed 😭😭

[Abiola @Biyo_lar]

Again Carrick is calm but that guy is steely. Last 5 games after Ugarte Leeds stinker he didn't get one minute

[Ddarius @_Ddarius_]

@FPL__Raptor Gareth bale junior

[FPL Raptor (Ross) @FPL__Raptor]

Dorgu is the most confusing footballer Man Utd have ever signed…

He’s not really a LB, but sometimes looks out of place on the wing. Then he’ll hit an absolute piss missile thunderbastard and drop a 10/10 performance.

What is he? 😂

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Hamkuangi sawa. 😂😂😂

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Fun fact: These are our parents now.