Devin Carter

I push on pull doors but I can reach the top shelf 🤷🏼‍♂️ | he/him

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

If life is a highway then I must be driving on Kellogg

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

Sometimes I just walk around my house to make sure I’m utilizing every square inch I’m renting

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

Don’t forget to practice Duolingo today to keep your streak

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

Happy first day of spooky season!

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

The world’s ending, why would I have a balanced meal when I can have 10 frozen chicken nuggets and 30 animal crackers?

[Bridget @realityreacts]

not me having to explain to my friend that I have to cancel our plans tonight because I'm busy watching 12 people stand in a box #bb25

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

@tiacarter78 That I need to not fuck around 😂

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

I love fuckin around. But when it comes to finding out, on the other hand…

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

The gay agenda is me making my mom watch the new season of #Heartstopper with me even though she never saw the first season

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

. @mattrife your show in KC tonight was SO FUCKIN GOOD! Keep kickin ass!

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

Reese’s Take 5™️ is that bitch

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

I knew I said some shit yesterday when my therapist switched from her notebook to her laptop

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

@erindotorg Tbh didn’t know I was thinking it till you said it but you’re so right

[rachel (is sending love and warmth your way) @rachelclif]

two questions:

1. do you need to be healed or do you need to be loved?

2. do you need to heal or do you need to love?

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

The ocean took things into her own hands since Congress won’t 🥰

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

@InternetH0F 253142

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

@BirdAppSam done. now what?

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

bambi’s mom in the first 5 minutes

[Devin Carter @_DevinCarter_]

@ZackBrownDC